What's Next? Here Are 10 Great Career Options For Kamala To Consider

By Free Republic | Created at 2024-11-14 21:59:02 | Updated at 2024-11-23 09:05:14 1 week ago

What's Next? Here Are 10 Great Career Options For Kamala To Consider
Babylon Bee ^ | 11/14/2024 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 11/14/2024 1:27:58 PM PST by DFG

The American people have spoken, leaving Kamala Harris on her way out of office and looking toward whatever may come next for her. What does the future hold for her?

To help her out, The Babylon Bee has come up with the following list of promising career options Kamala Harris should consider:

1. Accent Coach: Think of the money she could make training actors to speak in different dialects.

2. President of Harvard University: Egregious plagiarism and incompetence are the most important requirements for the position.

3. Spoken Word Slam Poet: Finally, the perfect outlet for her natural way of speaking.

4. Designated Laugher for The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: It'll be great for him to always be able to count on at least one person to laugh at his jokes.

5. The little person who lives inside the McDonald's ordering kiosk: She already has valuable McDonald's experience... allegedly.

6. Play-by-Play Commentator for the Oakland Athletics: She can't be any worse than that other woman they have.

7. Nanny: This could lead to new levels of intimacy with Doug Emhoff.

8. Sommelier: Though she may have to be informed that she's not supposed to actually drink all the wine she tastes.

9. 3rd Grade Debate Teacher: Sadly, this position may be beyond her skill level.

10. The first female President of the United States: Let's be honest, there's still a real chance Joe doesn't make it to January 20.

Despite the landslide election loss, it's clear that Kamala's future is very bright. What job do you think would be perfect for her? Add your own suggestions in the comments below.

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1 posted on 11/14/2024 1:27:58 PM PST by DFG

To: DFG

6. … You mean Vegas Athletics…

2 posted on 11/14/2024 1:29:52 PM PST by BigEdLB ( Let’s go Brandon)

To: DFG

I know it’s the Bee, but this one is actually a possibility:

2. President of Harvard University: Egregious plagiarism and incompetence are the most important requirements for the position.

Sigh. How far Harvard has fallen...

3 posted on 11/14/2024 1:30:54 PM PST by piytar (Remember Ashli Babbitt, Rosanne Boyland, and Corey Comperatore!)

To: DFG

She’ll be made the head of some college or university.....out in California, I’d expect.

4 posted on 11/14/2024 1:31:03 PM PST by Gaffer

To: piytar

Just a side note: One of my best friends (now passed from ALS) was a Harvard grad. He was utterly brilliant. And oh yeah played football for them.

He’d be utterly disgusted with what Harvard has become.

5 posted on 11/14/2024 1:33:35 PM PST by piytar (Remember Ashli Babbitt, Rosanne Boyland, and Corey Comperatore!)

To: DFG

I heard they’re looking for someone to disassemble the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland.

6 posted on 11/14/2024 1:37:45 PM PST by Track9

To: Gaffer

I remember when Biden disappeared to the University of Pennsylvania for a few years and this is where many of the top level communists will end up.

7 posted on 11/14/2024 1:40:33 PM PST by jdt1138 (Where ever you go, there you are.)

To: DFG

One thing for sure, her next job will be given to her, it will be unearned, she will not be qualified for it, and she will accomplish nothing good.

8 posted on 11/14/2024 1:40:47 PM PST by 1Old Pro

To: DFG

Kamala aside, did Tim Walz really think for even one second that he was going to be elected Vice President of the United States? If he did then he needs a straight jacket and a rubber room.

9 posted on 11/14/2024 1:43:29 PM PST by Bullish (Socialism is a weed that blooms into communism, the tyranny that strangles liberty.)

To: BigEdLB

Won’t the Athletics be playing their home games in Sacramento next season? Will they be called the Las Vegas Athletics already?

To: Verginius Rufus

Will they be called the Sacramento A’s?

11 posted on 11/14/2024 1:52:21 PM PST by BigEdLB ( Let’s go Brandon)

To: Bullish

12 posted on 11/14/2024 1:53:41 PM PST by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)

To: DFG

There’s a couple of places in Pahrump that could make use of her skills...

To: FreedomPoster

Along with every other lefty.

14 posted on 11/14/2024 1:56:26 PM PST by No name given ( Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)

To: piytar

Yes. In fact, I’d give better than 50/50 odds that she does land one of those sweet gigs at some ‘esteemed’ higher education institution like so many other ‘elites’ have in the past.

15 posted on 11/14/2024 1:57:05 PM PST by z3n (Kakistocracy)

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