By The Babylon Bee | Created at 2025-01-22 15:40:22 | Updated at 2025-01-22 18:17:23
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In case you haven't heard, the United States is now obviously run by Nazis. How obvious, you ask? If you look at President Donald Trump's inauguration yesterday, the signs were everywhere.
The Babylon Bee has compiled all the evidence in the following list of undeniable Nazi symbols:
Trump literally did a Nazi salute while he was being sworn in: How was this even allowed?
Barron Trump is clear proof that Trump has engaged in eugenics to create the ultimate human being: He's breeding actual giants.
If you took this flag and made it all red with a white circle and added a swastika, it would look EXACTLY like the Nazi flag: Come on, this one was obvious.
There are 16 stars in this photo. 16 is 8+8. The 8th letter in the alphabet is "H." 88 means "HH," which is short for "Heil Hitler": They're not even trying to hide it.
Do you know another lady who wore a hat? Eva Braun: There are no coincidences.
The singer brought in to perform was obviously chosen due to being a member of the blonde-haired master race: "Sweet and innocent?" Hardly.
Trump spoke to an adoring crowd. Who else did that regularly?: That's right — the guy with the little mustache.
Trump chose to be inaugurated in the Capitol, which has 365 steps, the same number of days as there are in a year. Nazi Germany was well-known for using years as a unit of time: The similarities are troubling.
Did you notice that there were no Polish people in the crowd?: They were all rounded up and sent to a separate camp to watch the ceremony.
German Panzer tank — 8'10" tall. Barron Trump — 8'10" tall: This symbolism is not an accident.
Security for the inauguration was provided by the Secret Service. How is "Secret Service" abbreviated? SS: Trump planned all of this.
Melania's dress at the ball was clearly an unraveled swastika: Even a blind man could put the puzzle together.
There's no denying it now.
NOT SATIRE: AOC's Quiet Plan to Turn Your Wallet into Her Puppet
Is Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez secretly laying the groundwork for the government to monitor every dollar you earn, save, or spend?
Some critics think so — and they're not laughing.
Executive Order 14067 has already set the stage for a "digital dollar," a smart currency that might tell you what you can't buy.
Banks are testing it, AI is tracking spending, and insiders are whispering that AOC's vision of wealth redistribution could get a big boost if this plan becomes reality.
Here's how it could work:
Your paycheck? Monitored.
Your savings? Easily taxed.
Your burger purchase? Declined if it doesn't meet the government's "green" standards.
While AOC hasn't said much publicly, critics argue this aligns perfectly with her push for sweeping reforms. "Imagine an economy where everything aligns with progressive values," said one insider. "It's like Monopoly — but the government owns all the railroads."
38 Republicans already broke ranks on the debt ceiling. Could they back this too?
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