58% of Dems Base Vote Solely on Abortion [semi-satire]

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Posted on 09/30/2024 11:29:18 AM PDT by John Semmens

In answer to the YouGov poll question "Would you vote for or against a candidate just on the basis of their position on the abortion issue?" Fifty-eight percent of Democrat respondents said "yes."

Democrat presidential nominee Vice-President Kamala Harris "this majority support for protecting the sacred right to an abortion is why it is essential that Democrats win this election. There is no bigger constraint on a woman's freedom than being stuck bearing, birthing, and rearing an unwanted child. Some even call it an '18 year prison sentence,' but in many ways it is far worse."

"Legally, a parent is only required to support a child until they reach adulthood on their 18th birthday," Harris observed. "However, the emotional trauma can last a lifetime. All the opportunities you miss because you have to care for a child can take the fun out of living. No other issue of this campaign is more important. Consider the issue of immigration. You may not want more immigrants, but you don't have to have any of them come live with you. You don't have to feed them, change their diapers, go to parent-teacher conferences, or do any of the other soul-sucking tasks asked of a parent."

"Now, some of us are smart enough to avoid getting pregnant, but we can't disregard our responsibility toward those who aren't," she continued. "That's why I'm determined to provide the 'escape pod' of tax-funded abortion for everyone who wants one. No one should have to travel to another state to get one. No doctor should be permitted to refuse to perform the procedure. No one should be permitted to refuse to pay their fair share of the cost for obtaining one. We can't let the minority who are opposed to abortion make the rules. On this issue the majority must rule. That's why every sane woman will vote for me."

In related health news, Harris dispelled rumors that she will require covid vaccination in order to vote, saying "I don't currently have the authority to impose such a requirement. What I do have the authority to require is that everyone working on my campaign must be fully up-to-date on their covid vaccinations. As for adding such a rule for being able to vote in the future, we'll have to wait and see how the election turns out. I do think the idea has merit. We should ensure that voting doesn't endanger anyone's health. Screening out those who are not vaccinated could be a feasible way of achieving such a goal."

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1 posted on 09/30/2024 11:29:18 AM PDT by John Semmens

To: John Semmens

2 posted on 09/30/2024 11:32:38 AM PDT by WeaslesRippedMyFlesh (there will come a day when FR rejects articles from the NYT, et al. as "Commie trash, no thank you"e)

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