By The Babylon Bee | Created at 2025-01-10 22:10:22 | Updated at 2025-01-11 00:52:08
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The Ark Encounter continues to be a hot spot for tourists across the country, but creator Ken Ham is reportedly looking at adding a number of new attractions to freshen up the experience for visitors. As expected, Ham has taken his inspiration straight from the Bible.
Here is a list of new interactive exhibits and features visitors can look forward to seeing at the Ark Encounter:
An animatronic velociraptor will preach the Gospel to you as you enter: Just like the real velociraptors did when they lived among human beings.
Gomorrah Nachos seasoned with Lot's wife: Cooked in a sulfur and brimstone oven for extra realism.
Wrestle the Angel of the Lord: Permanent hip injuries may result.
Fresh Manna & Quail Cafe: Only order as much as you need or face God's wrath.
An exciting 14-hour live reading through Leviticus: You'll be riveted by one of the most enthralling books of the Bible.
King David's Rooftop Sightseeing Telescopes: The Ark Encounter is not responsible for whatever may be seen.
Feel the heat in Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego's Fiery Furnace: A signed insurance waiver is required before entering.
Experience a Roman flogging: Complimentary medical treatment will be available afterward.
Paul & Silas's Prison Escape Room: Enjoy singing along with popular worship music as you try to get out of your cell.
Build Your Own Biblically Accurate Angel: You can never add too many wings and eyes.
With the addition of the new attractions listed above, the Ark Encounter is sure to draw more visitors than the number of Abraham's descendants. What do you think should be added? Post it in the comments below.
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