A Handy "News" Media Template In Case Harris Cheats Her Way Into Office

By Free Republic | Created at 2024-11-05 13:32:20 | Updated at 2024-11-05 23:22:14 11 hours ago

A Handy "News" Media Template In Case Harris Cheats Her Way Into Office
Original Content | 11/05/2024 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 11/05/2024 4:18:34 AM PST by Lazamataz

I like to think of myself as helpful. In fact, if I was a Superhero in the Marvel Comic Universe, I would be Mister Helper Man.

So, in an effort to assist the so-called "news" media, I've generated them a template they can copy and paste into their "news" articles, should Harris manage to steal her way into office. As we produce proof of a steal, you can simply write:

These controversial claims of voter fraud are baseless rumors. They are unfounded, and unsubstantiated. This is sweeping and systemic disinformation. These sort of spurious accusations defy the reality on the ground. These claims have been debunked, refuted, and completely put to rest. No credible evidence exists to support these shaky assertions, and numerous fact-checkers have marked these allegations as FALSE. Based on the reports of these fact-checkers alone, there is no further need to investigate these outlandish claims. They have been thoroughly discredited and contradicted. Continuing to push these far-fetched conspiracies, in the form of Russian lies, is sedition. You're welcome.

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I am Mister Helper Man

1 posted on 11/05/2024 4:18:34 AM PST by Lazamataz

To: TheOldLady; Cyber Liberty; CatherineofAragon; melissa_in_ga; Slings and Arrows; ...

A little humor to take the edge off the stressful day.

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2 posted on 11/05/2024 4:20:36 AM PST by Lazamataz (If you are upset the bullet missed, contact me immediately. I'll make sure your bullet doesn't.)

To: Lazamataz

I think this is more appropriate - MISINFORMATION MAN.

3 posted on 11/05/2024 4:23:52 AM PST by DoodleBob (Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s² )

To: DoodleBob

Nah. I am definitely Mister Helper Man.

4 posted on 11/05/2024 4:26:01 AM PST by Lazamataz (If you are upset the bullet missed, contact me immediately. I'll make sure your bullet doesn't.)

To: Lazamataz

That’s the same media template from 2020!!

5 posted on 11/05/2024 4:27:07 AM PST by usconservative (When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))

To: DoodleBob

Besides, the photos of Mister Helper Man will bag me many more babes than the photo of Misinformation Man.

6 posted on 11/05/2024 4:28:02 AM PST by Lazamataz (If you are upset the bullet missed, contact me immediately. I'll make sure your bullet doesn't.)

To: Lazamataz

You left off “Trump is a meanie and MAGA Republicans are big fat meanies. P’Nut was a greater risk to society than the dozen Biden dogs that bit the Secret Service. Get your Covid booster.”

7 posted on 11/05/2024 4:28:38 AM PST by DoodleBob (Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s² )

To: Lazamataz

8 posted on 11/05/2024 4:29:21 AM PST by MV=PY (The Magic Question: Who's paying for it?)

To: usconservative

That’s the same media template from 2020!!

Not precisely. These buzz phrases were spread all over the internet; I have assembled them into one handy payload.

I am MISTER HELPER MAN!

9 posted on 11/05/2024 4:29:33 AM PST by Lazamataz (If you are upset the bullet missed, contact me immediately. I'll make sure your bullet doesn't.)

To: Lazamataz

I dunno….The AI generator made Mister Helper Man look a lot like Pajama Boy.

10 posted on 11/05/2024 4:29:59 AM PST by DoodleBob (Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s² )

To: DoodleBob

I dunno….The AI generator made Mister Helper Man look a lot like Pajama Boy.

Ask any babe you like, they will tell you this: "I'd hit it."

11 posted on 11/05/2024 4:31:15 AM PST by Lazamataz (If you are upset the bullet missed, contact me immediately. I'll make sure your bullet doesn't.)

To: Lazamataz

Some people should not be allowed to vote. Some people should not be allowed to own pit bulls. And some people on FR should not be allowed to be anywhere near ping lists. You’re welcome.

12 posted on 11/05/2024 4:33:18 AM PST by 4Runner (Watch. Wallet. Gun! Left Foot! Right Foot! Thank God For Guns!....Denny Crane)

To: Lazamataz

Democrats and the media would follow your script without hesitation.

That’s not the sad part. The sad part is that the GOP elite would too.
😠

13 posted on 11/05/2024 4:34:43 AM PST by Leaning Right (The steal is real.)

To: 4Runner

And some people on FR should not be allowed to be anywhere near ping lists.

Four hundred and fifty-five people (and counting) strongly disagree.

14 posted on 11/05/2024 4:38:05 AM PST by Lazamataz (If you are upset the bullet missed, contact me immediately. I'll make sure your bullet doesn't.)

To: Lazamataz

FReeper Laz is the new Rush: show prep for rest of the media! lol

15 posted on 11/05/2024 4:38:06 AM PST by Tell It Right (1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)

To: Lazamataz

Laughter is a great way to start this morning!
Mucho grass

16 posted on 11/05/2024 4:42:36 AM PST by Texaspeptoman (NEven cannibals... get fed up with people sometimes.)

To: Texaspeptoman

17 posted on 11/05/2024 4:43:28 AM PST by Lazamataz (If you are upset the bullet missed, contact me immediately. I'll make sure your bullet doesn't.)

To: Lazamataz

The one I know will appear more than once: “Yes, there were some irregularities, but it wasn’t enough to affect the final election results.”

18 posted on 11/05/2024 4:48:28 AM PST by batazoid (Trump Must Sue)

To: Lazamataz

A very nicely done template, though I am a little disappointed you didn’t work in one of their favorite catchphrases: “without evidence.”

19 posted on 11/05/2024 4:51:04 AM PST by SharpRightTurn (“Giving money & power to government is like giving whiskey & car keys to teenage boys” P.J. O’Rourke)

To: Lazamataz

I’ll tell ya one thing....while spinning around my television dial this morning, Fox is upbeat, interviewing people at diners and having a generally good time...then flipped over to pmsnbc and it it’s a 6 person panel all frowns and somber like a funeral......little Joe is still harping an the “convicted felon” BS.

I’m thinking they know something we don’t.....and it’s not good for kamalalaladingdong.

20 posted on 11/05/2024 4:55:05 AM PST by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)

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