By The Babylon Bee | Created at 2025-01-04 19:30:25 | Updated at 2025-01-06 18:11:05
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GOTHAM CITY — Batman has officially traded in the Batmobile for a Tesla Cybertruck.
After watching several videos displaying the Cybertruck's incredible power and unmatched durability, Batman decided it was time for an upgrade.
"Oh yeah, this is way better," growled Batman. "Construction is more solid, updated features. Plus, the Batmobile was a real gas-guzzler. Just awful, awful mileage. I'm extremely pleased with my purchase."
Though lacking the option to be launched out on a motorcycle in cases of critical damage, Batman felt that the Cybertruck represented a significant improvement. Thus far, the move has seemed prescient, as several comically large bombs detonated near the Cybertruck failed to even touch the masked crusader. "Darn you, Cybertruck!" cried The Penguin, watching as his explosives detonated in vain.
At publishing time, Batman had noted that he was also getting way more looks from other cars since switching to the Cybertruck.
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