Best of the Babylon Bee: AOC struggling to meet single men under 90 at work

By New York Post (Opinion) | Created at 2026-08-19 12:21:04 | Updated at 2026-08-19 12:55:35 1 hour ago

Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links.


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“I’m working to be a little more open to an age difference, but I’d really like someone who wasn’t born during Depression,” AOC said. READ MORE


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“We could use a few more of those Mormon flash mobs,” bystander Jared Smith said. “It could work wonders for the community. They’re just so darn nice.” READ MORE


Babylon Bee selections on August 18, 2026. Babylon Bee

“I’m a horse! Neigh!” said a furry named W. J. Harbuck (also known as The Brown Blur). “Neeeeiiiiigh!” READ MORE


Babylon Bee selections on August 18, 2026. Babylon Bee

Family experts predict the transition will be seamless as Leavitt goes from answering ignorant unnecessary questions all day to answering ignorant, unnecessary questions all day. READ MORE

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