By The Daily Caller (Opinion) | Created at 2026-06-04 00:09:46 | Updated at 2026-06-07 07:54:33
3 days ago
A gang of bees of biblical proportions took over several blocks of downtown Washington, D.C. on Wednesday, darkening the sky and sending pedestrians running.
Lobbyists, think tank nerds, and even Daily Caller patriots bolted down the street as the bees began their frenzied attack. Many would-be victims took shelter in nearby bars. The slower swamp creatures suffered stings and emotional distress.
A swarm of bees in downtown Washington, D.C. (Daily Caller)
“I was crossing the street, and I walked right into an apocalyptic swarm of bees. It was something out of ‘The Wicker Man.’ Biblical stuff!” attested a colleague who witnessed the mob.
Some speculated the bees may have originated from the White House itself.
A spokesperson for the bees told the Daily Caller, “Bees are overwhelmingly peaceful and remain focused on pollinating staple crops for the enjoyment of all Americans, such as apples and blueberries.”
When asked if the bees were concerned about legal action from injured journos, the spokesperson declined to comment.
