BIDEN WANTS TO FILE TO RE-ENTER THE 2024 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION (Vanity/Parody)

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Posted on 12/29/2024 4:35:20 AM PST by Lazamataz

Joe Biden, the current President of the United States, has instructed his staff to restore his candidacy for the presidency for the 2024 cycle. "I know I can do a lot better than Kamala Harris," he was heard to remark.

Despite the election being over and having been decided for Donald Trump, Biden insisted that he would beat Trump in a rematch. He was quoted as saying, "I mean, come on! The thing! I can beat that clown! What, is he scared I'll beat him like I beat Corn Pop???"

His staff has repeatedly attempted to inform the president that the race was over, but to no avail. "Turn the machines back on!" he blustered, "TURN THEM ON!"

Secret Service personnel attached to the Presidential protection detail reported that the president had to be restrained and that he would repeatedly attack anyone who tried to tell him that this was impossible.

Several left-wing legal experts have stated that this approach, while unusual, has a very good chance of succeeding. "Donald Trump was beaten before by Joe Biden. If we hold a quick Special Election before the January 20th inauguration, I could see Biden winning," stated Harvard legal professor Sue Yu.

Attorney Justin Case agreed. "There is nothing stopping us from having a 'do-over' election. Kamala Harris was clearly unprepared for the race in 2024, and I'm pretty sure there is a clause in the Constitution that allows us another election if we don't like the results."

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1 posted on 12/29/2024 4:35:20 AM PST by Lazamataz

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2 posted on 12/29/2024 4:36:30 AM PST by Lazamataz (The BEST birthday present I ever got WAS DONALD TRUMP WINNING IN 2024!!!)

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3 posted on 12/29/2024 4:38:35 AM PST by mdmathis6 (A horrible historic indictment: Biden Democrats plunging the world into war to hide their crimes!)

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