Bill Clinton Urges Vote for Harris/Walz [semi-satire]

By Free Republic | Created at 2024-11-02 07:50:41 | Updated at 2024-11-02 10:21:54 2 hours ago

Bill Clinton Urges Vote for Harris/Walz [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 3 November 2024 | John Semmens

Posted on 11/02/2024 12:48:27 AM PDT by John Semmens

At a campaign stop in Michigan, former President Bill Clinton explained why voters should back the Harris Walz ticket. "I know many think they should vote for Trump because he was better for the economy," he observed. "But that doesn't mean he would be better for the country."

"Consider the issue of immigration," Clinton suggested. "Trump tries to portray the Democrats' support for open borders as a negative. Sure, there have been a few murders that wouldn't have happened if so many unvetted folks hadn't been allowed in. This negative is small and of short duration. The positives are large and enduring. These migrants will have the millions of babies that American citizens won't have. Growing our population is crucial if we want to have enough workers to pay the taxes needed to keep Social Security from going bankrupt. Trump's plan to secure the border will hasten this bankruptcy."

Former President Trump said "the flaw in President Clinton's logic is that the people the Democrats are letting in are an immediate economic burden. They are being housed and fed in hotels at great expense. There is no plan to put them to work. The job skills of most of them are unlikely to qualify them for any but the lowest paying types of jobs. The millions of babies that they have will qualify them to receive welfare benefits. The notion that this will save Social Security from bankruptcy is ridiculous."

"When the burdens of importing millions of illegal immigrants into our country is paired with the damage that Democrats plan to do to our economy with their crazy policies to increase taxes on work and output, institute government price controls, further expand the federal bureaucracy, and continue to fund foreign wars, it is clear that electing Harris and Walz would be a colossal disaster," Trump added.

In related news, a report from the House Judiciary Committee revealed that President Joe Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris coordinated with the United Nations (UN) to "fast-track" migrants into the United States, using $70 million in American taxpayer dollars. Their State Department's Safe Mobility Initiative allows aliens to sidestep the southwest border and be flown directly to their desired destinations inside the United States. Small towns around the nation have been inundated with waves of migrants that have driven up home prices, rents, and exacerbated city budget shortfalls.

TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics; Travel
KEYWORDS: babies; borders; satire; socialsecurity

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