For people who claim to speak "English," the Brits sure do talk funny. In fact, you may be surprised to learn just how many differences there are between British English and real, proper English.
The Babylon Bee has compiled the following helpful guide to the unique terms for things used by those Limeys across the pond:
Real word: Soccer
British word: Football
Real word: Faucet
British word: Dribble Spigot of Windsor
Real word: Donald Trump
British word: Boris Johnson
Real word: Diaper
British word: Crinkly Bum Parcel
Real word: Shopping Cart
British word: Lord Edmund Pusherton
Real word: Prayer
British word: Crime
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Real word: British Airways
British word: Airways
Real word: French Fries
British word: Sceptered Spud Batons
Real word: Toothpaste
British word: What?
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Real word: MacBook
British word: Lord Type-ity
Real word: God
British word: Allah
By learning the terms listed above, you'll be able to understand and communicate with British people in no time. What other funny British terms have you heard? Throw them in the comments below. Or, as the Brits would say, "Lob ‘em in the ol' listy knickers."
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