By Free Republic | Created at 2024-11-15 12:50:31 | Updated at 2024-11-28 09:48:10
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Department Of Government Efficiency Identifies 535 Government Workers Who Haven't Done Any Work For Years
Babylon Bee ^ | 11/14/2024 | Babylon Bee
Posted on 11/15/2024 4:43:58 AM PST by DFG
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Department of Government Efficiency has wasted no time in identifying 535 government employees residing in the Capitol Building who haven't done any work in years.
According to an internal DOGE memo, this particular block of useless lumps drawing government paychecks was surprisingly easy to identify and expose.
"This group is, without a doubt, one of the most useless bunches of government excess that one can imagine," Elon Musk noted in a post to X. "Records show that they haven't done a single productive thing in decades. Totally, completely surplus — fat just begging to be trimmed right there."
Sources say the group of 535 completely worthless, lazy bums seems to have been hanging around D.C. for quite some time now. When asked what exactly it was that they did for a living, most replied with shrugs, though two or three got up to read aloud from "One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish" for several hours.
At publishing time, the 535 had pointed out that they had in fact contributed to the country by making several spreadsheets, memos, and resolutions.
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1 posted on 11/15/2024 4:43:58 AM PST by DFG
To: DFG
ROFL!
It took me a minute to figure it out...i didn’t see it was the Bee right away :)
That is funny
2 posted on 11/15/2024 4:45:26 AM PST by dp0622 (Tried a coup, a fake tax story, tramp slander, Russia nonsense, impeachment and a virus. They lost.)
To: DFG
3 posted on 11/15/2024 4:46:36 AM PST by where's_the_Outrage? (Drain the Swamp. Build the Wall.)
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