Dinosaur Burma Shave Signs (mega super duper vanity)

By Free Republic | Created at 2025-01-02 23:11:01 | Updated at 2025-01-05 04:53:42 2 days ago

Dinosaur Burma Shave Signs (mega super duper vanity)
Boredom | 1/2/25 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 01/02/2025 2:59:31 PM PST by Lazamataz

Someone posted a thread about a 'Dinosaur superhighway.'

It got me thinking, and that's never going to turn out well.

Imagine if dinosaurs drove cars and had those Burma Shave signs.
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No matter how hard
You sweat and toil
See, in the end
You’ll become oil.

BURMA SHAVE
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When it comes to rocks
Don’t be annoyed
Just watch out for
That asteroid.

BURMA SHAVE
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You may think yourself
An apex creature,
But no matter what,
T.Rex will eat’chya.

BURMA SHAVE
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Your turn. 😂😮😁😉🤣😁😮😂😊😍

TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: vanity

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1 posted on 01/02/2025 2:59:31 PM PST by Lazamataz

To: Lazamataz

2 posted on 01/02/2025 3:01:47 PM PST by SuperLuminal

To: Lazamataz

I take it you are a Paleo conservative.

3 posted on 01/02/2025 3:02:19 PM PST by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)

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4 posted on 01/02/2025 3:02:27 PM PST by jacknhoo (Luke 12:51; Think ye, that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, no; but separation.)

To: Lazamataz

5 posted on 01/02/2025 3:03:30 PM PST by oldplayer

To: Lazamataz

I’d hit that
But only if
It shaves first
Burma Shave

6 posted on 01/02/2025 3:04:12 PM PST by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)

To: Lazamataz

Every now and again, we need to lighten up.

The real reason dinosaurs went extinct.

They all went up in the Raptor.

7 posted on 01/02/2025 3:04:24 PM PST by Ezekiel (🆘️ "Come fly with US". 🔴 Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with MARS ♂️, aka every man)

To: Lazamataz

I touched my friend
And he touched me
And now we swing...
From tree to tree
MONKEY POX

To: Lazamataz

Don't disdain
That monkey face
Before too long
They'll own the place.

BURMA SHAVE

9 posted on 01/02/2025 3:06:15 PM PST by Billthedrill

10 posted on 01/02/2025 3:06:24 PM PST by Olog-hai ("No Republican, no matter how liberal, is going to woo a Democratic vote." -- Ronald Reagan, 1960)

To: Olog-hai; gundog

Myanmar

It will always be Burma to me.

11 posted on 01/02/2025 3:08:43 PM PST by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)

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