Don’t Cry, Cryo! 😂 Need a Break from Trump’s Term? Freeze Yourself for 4 Years! (Hilarious Short Video 1:32)

By Free Republic | Created at 2024-11-14 15:43:44 | Updated at 2024-11-22 20:44:14 1 week ago

Don’t Cry, Cryo! 😂 Need a Break from Trump’s Term? Freeze Yourself for 4 Years! (Hilarious Short Video 1:32)
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Posted on 11/14/2024 7:08:13 AM PST by RoosterRedux

Election blues got you down? Meet Don’t Cry Cryo – the ‘pharma’ company offering a hilarious ‘solution’ to get you through another Trump term! ❄️💤 In this parody commercial, unhappy voters are invited to cryogenically freeze themselves for four years, waking up when the term ends.

Complete with side effects, a soothing voiceover, and pharmaceutical-style disclaimers, this satirical ad is sure to have you in stitches! Watch now, laugh out loud, and share with anyone who’s counting down the days to the next election!

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1 posted on 11/14/2024 7:08:13 AM PST by RoosterRedux

To: RoosterRedux

It should be screened in Universities Nationwide.

2 posted on 11/14/2024 7:10:36 AM PST by eyeamok

To: RoosterRedux

Odds are, they won't even make it to MARS.

3 posted on 11/14/2024 7:13:40 AM PST by C210N (Mundus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur.)

To: C210N

4 posted on 11/14/2024 7:14:29 AM PST by RoosterRedux (Emerson paraphrased, "If you strike at the king, don't fail." They failed. )

To: RoosterRedux

5 posted on 11/14/2024 7:15:54 AM PST by rktman (Destroy America from within ? Check! WTH? Enlisted USN 1967 to end up with this💩? 🚫💉! 🇮🇱👍!)

To: RoosterRedux

I was thoroughly unimpressed until the twist ending, which totally made it.

6 posted on 11/14/2024 7:15:56 AM PST by dangus

To: RoosterRedux

Is there a GoFundMe for this?

7 posted on 11/14/2024 7:24:56 AM PST by TheDon (Resist the usurpers! Remember the J6 political prisoners!)

To: RoosterRedux

AFAIK, not one single person ever cryogenically frozen has ever been resuscitated..................

8 posted on 11/14/2024 7:24:57 AM PST by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)

To: dangus

The ending was quite funny. Vance as president following Trump is not something I have heard lamented by the opposition.

9 posted on 11/14/2024 7:28:46 AM PST by TheDon (Resist the usurpers! Remember the J6 political prisoners!)

To: Red Badger

AFAIK, not one single person ever cryogenically frozen has ever been resuscitated

In that case, we should offer money-back guarantees to every Democrat that tries it.

10 posted on 11/14/2024 7:37:56 AM PST by RoosterRedux (Emerson paraphrased, "If you strike at the king, don't fail." They failed. )

To: RoosterRedux

I think the service should also be marketed to Rino Republicans and various media personalities!

Hilarious and well done video.

Still think there should be a nationwide effort to remind celebrities about their promises to leave. Send them this video as a alternative suggestion.

11 posted on 11/14/2024 7:41:36 AM PST by sjmjax

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