DUKE: Welcome To The ‘Wokesonian’ — Fire Them All, Cancel The Checks

By The Daily Caller (U.S.) | Created at 2026-07-23 10:36:47 | Updated at 2026-08-06 11:27:50 2 weeks ago

July 22, 2026 12:01 PM ET

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The Smithsonian finally answered the age-old question: Is Mickey Mouse racist?

THE WOKESONIAN

Americans used to visit the Smithsonian to see Abraham Lincoln’s top hat, the original Star-Spangled Banner, and the inaugural gowns worn by America’s first ladies.

Now they can learn that Mickey Mouse is rooted in racism and that politeness is a tool of white supremacy.

And it’s all paid for with your tax dollars.

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