By Free Republic | Created at 2025-01-16 00:09:07 | Updated at 2025-01-16 02:53:02
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In Effort To Improve Senate Confirmation Hearings, Democrat Women Replaced By Rabid Hyenas
The Bee ^ | January 15, 2025 | Staff
Posted on 01/15/2025 4:01:16 PM PST by Navy Patriot
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an attempt to elevate the level of discourse in Senate Confirmation hearings, all of the female Democratic Senators will be replaced with screaming, rabid hyenas.
After the initial Senate hearings descended into hours of hysterical, unintelligible screeching, Congress felt it owed the country to do better by replacing the offending women with crazed hyenas.
"This will be a huge improvement," said Senate aide Chandler McKinnon. "We believe replacing these Democrat women with hyenas whose brains are being eaten by the rabies virus will greatly lessen the amount of shrieking and fighting going on. The hardest part will honestly be rounding up the women. That Gillibrand lady is a biter."
According to the Cabinet nominees, the hyenas have thus far been a welcome change. "We have been able to get through so many more questions since we changed to hyenas," said Attorney General nominee Pam Bondi. "The hyenas tend to only bite people nearby, and they don't foam at the mouth nearly as much as Senator Hirono. Even with the howling, it's so much quieter. I'm really thankful for these rabid scavengers."
At publishing time, the Senate had agreed to further improve the confirmation process by replacing all remaining Senators with paint-huffing raccoons
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What a Great Improvement!
Not one hyena was see wearing a vagina hat!
1 posted on 01/15/2025 4:01:16 PM PST by Navy Patriot
To: Navy Patriot
Rabid hyenas? Is that like Kamala on coke?
2 posted on 01/15/2025 4:03:41 PM PST by RoosterRedux ("There's nothing so inert as a closed mind" )
To: Navy Patriot
Fossilized hyenas, in the case of Sheldon Whitehouse.
3 posted on 01/15/2025 4:05:14 PM PST by bigbob (Yes. We ARE going back!)
To: Navy Patriot
Hyenas have no record of changing sex either.
4 posted on 01/15/2025 4:07:49 PM PST by Bobbyvotes (Congrats to Trump/Vance tea.m. America has been saved. For a while at least. )
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