By The Daily Caller (Opinion) | Created at 2026-06-15 15:09:04 | Updated at 2026-06-15 16:58:30
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Greetings, Dear Reader,
It took until this very moment to appreciate something many others had been pointing out for months.
Let’s get after it …
‘AND LASTLY … MICHELLE OBAMA IS A MAN!’
After last night, it’s abundantly clear that it wasn’t just Trump, but America that dodged a bullet in 2024.
Just three years ago almost exactly, June 10, 2023, Joe Biden hosted dozens of sexual deviants on the South Lawn of the White House. It was a “pride event.” The gay little party even featured confused tranny men showing off their fake breasts, live and in color, from the official White House property.
It was gross sexual perversion on full display dressed up as an “inclusive” event.
Now, three years later, all I have to say is this: Thank God Trump is in the White House for America’s 250th birthday.
Trump’s approach to the celebration has been completely over the top. In expectation of guests from all over the country and the world, he “beautified” elements of DC. The historic Union Station, where many visitors will first see DC, has seen its fountains totally restored.
Then you have the White House’s South Lawn, which was turned into a UFC stage overnight. Dana White and the fighting league reportedly lost $30 million putting on the show. Fully half the event’s 4,000 seats went to active members of the armed forces, free of charge.
Main card fighters did their walkouts through the White House and out onto the lawn. A well-placed admin source tells me American fighter and unabashed Christian Justin Gaethje spent four solid minutes in the Oval “shadow boxing” and “doing the sign of the cross” before walking out to fight the undefeated Spanish phenom Ilia Topuria.
Topuria was heavily favored, but by the fourth round his face was absolute hamburger. In case Topuria didn’t know, he does now: Americans love hamburgers on July 4.
He ultimately threw in the towel.
“Ladies and gentlemen, I am here with the winner and new UFC Lightweight Champion of the World, Justin Gaethje,” said Joe Rogan in the post-fight interview from the center of the octagon. “Justin, you have been waiting for this moment your entire career and to win it in such a spectacular fashion in a fight where you were in some points six to one underdog. How good does this feel?”
“Hey, I’m from America; 250 years ago, we were way bigger than 6 to 1 dogs. And look at this thriving now,” Gaethje started off. “To all the current, former, and future military service members, thank you so much. Thank you so much to all the first responders, the police officers, firefighters, ambulance, EMTs. You guys have no idea how grateful I am. And for as long as I’m able to, I will use my name to make money and support you guys first and foremost. Thank you. And all glory to God. I prayed so much for this opportunity to do something legendary. And I know that was absolutely legendary cause I cannot even believe it.”
Absolutely legendary indeed.
The beauty of that statement from Gaethje is how much it reflects the beauty of what the Trump Admin is trying to do for America’s 250th. It’s accessible to anyone. It’s motivating for everyone, not even just Americans. It encourages service and sacrifice. It encourages belief in a higher power. It demonstrated humility and optimism in the face of adversity.
All of these concepts are available to anyone. Yes, even trannies. Liberals, conservatives, blue-haired baristas with crushing college debt. Foreigners in the third world, American allies in Europe.
Without even trying, it’s truly inclusive.
Trump’s plan for the 250th is likewise. They’re doing frickin motocross jumps in front of the people’s house! Nitro Circus, baby!
You really have to try to hate that.
Next up we’re going to get two solid weeks of rodeo on the National Mall for the Great American State Fair.
The messaging designed for the 250th was just as over the top as the public displays. We got a long vignette about how Teddy Roosevelt used to stage boxing and wrestling matches (for himself!) from inside the White House. We got another about the writing of the National Anthem. Another about Washington crossing the Delaware to slaughter Hessians.
None of these prepared presentations contained overtly partisan messaging. They are all our shared history. Accessible to anyone of any stripe or belief. Even gay people and Muslims!
And what would all this look like if Joe Biden had won again?
Well, we’d undoubtedly be getting bashed over the head nonstop about diversity. We’d hear endless soliloquies about how unchecked immigration is good actually. And slavery, my god, I’m sure if any celebration were organized on the White House lawn, it would be to further castrate ourselves over the American slave trade. They built the White House, didnyaknow?
America’s 250th under Biden would have put the grotesque Medieval Flagellants to shame (but hey, at least they were Christians). How could the left have celebrated the country without gross helpings of shame? They couldn’t.
That’s why, among other reasons, I’m thanking God. Now is a time for good old fashioned Americana. And the beauty of Americana is it is by its nature inclusive. In its unabashed celebration of itself, it denies entry to nobody. All are welcome to celebrate America, especially those dorks in Europe, and yes, even the Brits.
And while the whole thing oozed class, I would like to give one brief shout out to my man Josh Hokit, who leaned hard into the mic after his TKO win and shouted:
“One last thing … MICHELLE OBAMA IS A MAN!”
It was, by my measure, the only overtly partisan attack all night. Off color, but heck, at least it was funny.
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We need a total reset on this country’s education system.
