By The Babylon Bee | Created at 2025-03-18 20:50:41 | Updated at 2025-03-20 15:35:08
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NASHVILLE, TN — One of conservative media's most prominent figures has announced that he will be stepping down as CEO of The Daily Wire to found a brand new company called Jeremy's Daily Wire.
The shakeup came as a shock to fans of the media platform, as the co-founder and longtime head of the company left his position of leadership to launch a much newer, even less-woke media organization.
"It's time for a conservative media alternative to the conservative media alternative," Boreing said in a press release. "Just like I've done with razors and chocolate, I'm looking to create a Daily Wire that gives fans of The Daily Wire a place to go to get more Daily Wire. I'll always be appreciative of my time spent at The Daily Wire, but I look forward to a bright future with Jeremy's Daily Wire."
Rumors have surfaced that Boreing is attempting to secure several well-known members of The Daily Wire lineup with launch programs that include Jeremy's Matt Walsh Show and Jeremy's Jordan Peterson Podcast.
Several sponsors have also been announced. "Everything will be sponsored by my two brand new companies Jeremy's Jeremy's Razors and Jeremy's Jeremy's Chocolate," Boreing said. "We also expect to lock up sponsorship deals with a couple of other companies I'm starting, like Jeremy's Disposable Contact Lenses and Jeremy's Auto Insurance."
At publishing time, sources said Boreing's departure as CEO of The Daily Wire ultimately came as the result of a contract dispute he had with himself.
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