By The Babylon Bee | Created at 2025-01-22 17:50:17 | Updated at 2025-01-22 20:37:46
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U.S. — With the uproar over President Donald Trump returning to the White House with a flurry of sweeping actions, the nation's liberals took a brief pause in their standard daily routine of chanting "Death to Israel" so they could call Elon Musk a Nazi.
Outrage spread across the country as liberals expressed shock and disgust after Musk motioned with his hands while saying his heart went out to everyone at Trump's inauguration rally. The egregious act caused the liberals to call a temporary halt to their quest to see Israel destroyed.
"Elon Musk is a total Nazi!" Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib shouted to the media. "I've never seen such a blatant display of antisemitism from a prominent figure in the United States. It's sickening and has no place in this country. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a 'The Jews Must Be Annihilated' rally I'm scheduled to speak at this afternoon. But Elon Musk is a Nazi!"
Fellow Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez seconded the sentiment. "Musk is who we thought he was," she said in a video posted on TikTok. "I was just speaking to all of my friends at a ‘Death to Israel' march, and they thought the same thing. I haven't been this upset about an incident since Israel started bombing Hamas terrorist hideouts like the dirty Jews they are. It would serve them right to be exterminated. But Elon Musk? Antisemitism cannot be tolerated."
At publishing time, congressional Democrats said they were calling for an investigation into reports that Elon Musk was secretly a Jew and therefore part of a global conspiracy to take over the world.
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