OH NO TRUDEAU, YOU DIDN’T: Here Are The Most Cringe Moments From Canada’s ‘Botox Dictator’

Oh, Trudeau, you didn’t.

Our beloved metrosexual leader in the North announced Monday that he is resigning as prime minister. Feminist cat owners, Native Americans (sort of), and two-spirit transgenders have just lost a staunch ally representing their interests on the world stage. What a shame, what a shame!

The Daily Caller’s co-founder, Tucker Carlson, once described Justin Trudeau as a “botox dictator,” such a fitting description for a self-described “proud” feminist with authoritarian tendencies. Now, it’s only fitting we take a look back at some of the botox dictator’s most cringe moments, from the time he was a shameless simp for Taylor Swift online to his haircut that was painfully reminiscent of Lloyd Christmas’s hair-do in “Dumb and Dumber.”

Blackface-Gate

A new photo of Trudeau in blackface has leaked.

It’s time to end the international embarrassment. Only Erin O’Toole can stop Justin Trudeau. pic.twitter.com/FcghmzKNEf

— Canada Proud (@WeAreCanProud) September 20, 2021

We have to start with perhaps the worst doozy of them all, Blackface-Gate. Trudeau admitted in 2019 that he wore blackface several times, including to an “Arabian Nights”-themed gala where he dressed up as the Disney character “Aladdin.” I mean, forget about the blackface, dressing up as Aladdin even without the dark makeup is cringe enough as it is.

Indian Garb

Goodbye, Justin. https://t.co/1lSahr5Rws pic.twitter.com/GnmX1A6s1A

— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) January 6, 2025

Embracing his inner Prison Mike, Trudeau rocked an orange headdress as part of a traditional Indian outfit during a visit to the country in 2018. He also donned a traditional Native American headdress in 2016.

The “Dumb and Dumber” Do

Case Of The Mondays? Justin Trudeau’s New Haircut Will Cheer You Uphttps://t.co/u88pvVw6gG

— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) July 18, 2022

In July of 2022, a renegade barber massacred Trudeau’s hair with a pair of Crayola safety scissors. It leads one to believe his hairdresser was a conservative who nearly went out of business during the pandemic. As Daily Caller alum Kay Smythe observed at the time, the cut made it seem like his parents were siblings. A more tame way of saying that is, he looks like Jim Carrey’s character from “Dumb and Dumber.” (RELATED: Case Of The Mondays? Justin Trudeau’s New Haircut Will Cheer You)

I can’t give him too much guff for the bad haircut, however. I, myself, have endured an atrocious haircut, at the hands of a black barber on Washington, D.C.’s, U Street. It was a borderline hate crime. He shaved the back of my head but left all the length and evened it out too perfectly. I ended up looking like a cross between Lord Farquaad from “Shrek” and a divorced mom drinking a piña colada at a hotel pool in Vegas.

AMERICA DIDN’T ELECT A WOMAN I’M GONNA GO LISTEN TO SAD TAYLOR SWIFT MUSIC AND CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP NOW KAMALA I LOVE YOU YOU’RE MY HERO

Trudeau was down bad in November when benighted misogyny triumphed over enlightened feminism. Kamala Harris’s loss to Donald Trump, he said, shows us that women’s rights are “under attack” all across the globe.

“We were supposed to be on a steady, if difficult sometimes, march towards progress. And yet, just a few weeks ago, the United States voted for a second time to not elect its first woman president,” Trudeau explained. “Everywhere, women’s rights and women’s progress is under attack. Overtly, and subtly. But I want you to know that I am, and always will be, a proud feminist. You will always have an ally in me, and in my government.”

Quite frankly, I’m shook that Trudeau, with his apparent penchant for poor haircuts, did not participate in the uber-feminist trend of head-shaving to protest the election. I guess he was never an ally after all.

Is Justin A Closeted Theater Kid? 

Trudeau is celebrating his accession as Queen of Canada by drunkenly singing for an audience at the funeral of his predecessor. Classy. pic.twitter.com/kpXTPcQ71f

— Keean Bexte (@TheRealKeean) September 19, 2022

The Canadian prime minister was caught on camera flexing his golden pipes at a hotel in London, where he attended Queen Elizabeth II’s funeral in 2022. He appeared to be slightly soused, as the Brits say, while singing along to the Queen song, “Bohemian Rhapsody,” something I would recommend against doing in public. But Trudeau has a flair, a flamboyance, and a lilt to his voice that allows him to pull off such a difficult tune and makes me wonder if he was a theater kid in high school.

CONFIRMED: Swiftie 

Although it’s unclear if Trudeau was a theater kid in his youth, he certainly is a Swiftie in adulthood.

In 2023, Trudeau openly simped for the pop megastar, and even made a cheeky little reference to a famous Swift lyric.

It’s me, hi. I know places in Canada would love to have you. So, don’t make it another cruel summer. We hope to see you soon.

— Justin Trudeau (@JustinTrudeau) July 6, 2023

Really can’t contain my excitement because… we’re adding 14 new shows to The Eras Tour. And I get to travel the world doing shows with @paramore!! Hayley and I have been friends since we were teens in Nashville and now we get to frolic around the UK/Europe next summer??? I’m… pic.twitter.com/kl1aijxR2o

— Taylor Swift (@taylorswift13) July 5, 2023

“It’s me, hi. I know places in Canada would love to have you. So, don’t make it another cruel summer. We hope to see you soon,” he wrote in response.

Awkward Turtle Moment

Justin Trudeau stands alone, as world leaders ignore him during G-7 Summit😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/B9IkAwJsV1

— Yo Mama (@Chica4Trump) June 29, 2019

At the G-7 Summit in 2017, Trudeau stood alone outside a circle of world leaders that included Donald Trump, the late Shinzo Abe of Japan, and French President Emmanuel Macron. It almost hurts to watch the video, it is so cringe and gauche. When you are stuck in that kind of scenario you are better off walking away than lingering awkwardly. Trudeau lingered, unfortunately.