By Daily Mail (U.S.) | Created at 2026-07-20 17:18:50 | Updated at 2026-08-06 21:33:49
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A Pennsylvania town is cracking down on a flock of unruly geese, approving a plan to 'harass,' and potentially hunt, the feathered troublemakers.
Abington Township approved a plan with the US Department of Agriculture on July 9 to deal with aggressive Canada geese at Alverthorpe Park, where officials say the birds have attacked residents and fouled walkways and playgrounds, according to the Philadelphia Inquirer.
The contract warns the mounting geese droppings may be degrading the park's water quality. A USDA spokesperson told the outlet a single goose can deposit up to 1lb of feces each day.
'It’s a mess,' Patricia Platt, Abington’s assistant parks director, told the outlet.
To curb the problem, the town and the USDA approved a 'waterfowl harassment' program designed to drive the geese out of the park.
Officials said USDA crews start with low-level deterrents before ramping up to more aggressive goose-control measures if necessary.
Between July 2026 and June 2027, USDA workers will use lasers, remote-controlled boats, visual deterrents and pyrotechnics to remove the geese, per the contract obtained by the outlet.
Geese wandering in Alverthorpe Park, where the town says they struck up a deal with the US Department of Agriculture to reduce the number of pesky creatures
The town and the USDA approved a 'waterfowl harassment' program that will include pyrotechnics to scare the geese away
'Approximately 35 visits of harassment will be conducted throughout the spring and fall seasons,' the contract stated.
Despite the name, the pyrotechnics are not fireworks. They are propane-powered noisemakers used to frighten the geese, according to a USDA spokesperson.
The plan also calls for green laser beams trained on the ground to send the geese packing, the outlet reported.
Goose eggs will also be discarded, and the USDA says it may euthanize up to 150 birds if the geese begin molting - a period when they shed feathers and temporarily lose the ability to fly - with the meat donated for residents to eat.
The goose crackdown comes with a $15,000 price tag for the yearlong contract, per the outlet.
This latest plan is just the newest chapter in the town's long-running battle with its pesky feathered neighbors.
Abington officials have weighed several tactics over the years to rein in the town’s growing goose problem.
In 2023, Abington’s Shade Tree Commission explored using landscaping to discourage geese, asking developers across from Alverthorpe Park to add more shrubs and trees.
But engineers said residents were set on keeping a sprawling grassy lawn, which is an ideal habitat for the birds.
A laser geese deterrent system. The machine emits an amber beam that is barely noticeable to people, but is annoying to geese (stock image)
Alverthorpe Park located in Abington Township in Montgomery County, Pennsylvania
The 2023 plan also suggested that closing some outdoor ice rinks - turned into soggy lawns when not frozen - could help shrink the geese’s habitat.
Canada geese have been stirring up trouble for decades in Pennsylvania, the outlet reported.
In 2010, USDA Wildlife Services received more than 400 requests for help dealing with goose damage across the state.
The Daily Mail has reached out to the Township of Abington Pennsylvania and the USDA for comment.
