By The Babylon Bee | Created at 2025-01-16 20:10:23 | Updated at 2025-01-16 23:42:10
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Do you all remember Joe Biden? Has there ever been a more memorable president besides, you know...the guy? No. No there has not been.
That's why we have recalled the idyllic days of the last four years to come up with some of the best moments from the Biden presidency. Here are 11 of the best from the Biden years.
The time he shook hands with a real live ghost: He made our first real diplomatic connection with the spirit world. What a legend.
When he invented epic new dance moves like "Trippin' on the sandbag" and "Fallin' down the stairs": A pioneer of dance.
That one time he said "Furbskizguzzit dambershluurb": Words of wisdom. If only Americans had taken them to heart.
When he asserted American dominance by fearlessly crapping his pants in front of the Pope: He struck fear in the hearts of the uppity papists.
The time he let his son bring a historic first baggy of cocaine into the White House: His exemplary love for family was one of the most inspiring legacies that he will leave this country.
That one time he refused to acknowledge his granddaughter: An example for grandparents everywhere.
The time he built a monumental pier in Gaza: The 8th wonder of the world, some say.
All the other times he refused to acknowledge his granddaughter: You could see the paternal spirit just bursting in his heart.
The one time he fell off a non-moving bike: The tourist revenue from Brandon Falls has been a huge shot in the arm for our economy.
Bravely standing up there the whole time and saying all the words at the debate: He was a true example of leadership, eloquence, and perseverance.
The time he left office: Historians may downplay the significance of this move in the history books. But they can never erase its significance in our hearts.
We know, we know — the list could go on forever. Well done, Joe, you good and faithful public servant.
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