Ricky Gervais reveals the risky Golden Globes jokes he'd have told about Justin Timberlake and jailed P Diddy if he were hosting 2025 ceremony

By Daily Mail (U.S.) | Created at 2025-01-05 23:16:48 | Updated at 2025-01-07 12:50:08 1 day ago
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Ricky Gervais has teased what what he might have said if he were hosting the 2025 Golden Globes.

The comedian, 63, known for his bold and often divisive humour, has hosted the prestigious awards five times in the past. 

This year, however, the job has fallen to fellow comic Nikki Glaser, who will front Sunday's ceremony.

Despite stepping aside, Gervais took to X to share the jokes he had lined up, giving fans a taste of the monologue he would have delivered.

Posting a selfie of himself in the bath, he wrote: 'Sat in the bath wondering about what I would say if I were hosting The Golden Globes on Sunday. It's been a pretty good year for material'

The Office creator then shared some of his would-be material, leaving followers to imagine the sharp and controversial set he is famous for.

Ricky Gervais has teased what what he might have said if he were hosting the 2025 Golden Globes

Despite stepping aside, Gervais took to X to share the jokes he had lined up, giving fans a taste of the monologue he would have delivered

He penned: 'Hello, and welcome to the 82nd Golden Globe awards. What a year it's been. 

'Hundreds of entertainers jumped at the chance to go to The Vatican to meet The Pope. Many from Hollywood.  

'Obviously they weren't content with only being part of the 2nd biggest pedo ring in the world...'

He continued: 'Justin Timberlake was convicted of [drunk driving]. If he'd have gone to jail he'd have heard the words 'Sexy Back' a lot more often.'

Ricky then turned his attention on Sean 'Diddy' Combs, writing: 'Kevin Hart said that being at one of Diddy's parties was uncomfortable, as he wouldn't leave him alone. Eventually he had to shout 'Imma Midget, not a child.'

Fans praised the comic's quick wit and some vented their frustration that he wasn't fronting the big night. They wrote: 'Wow I wish you are were hosting now…'

'We were robbed; We should have had him as host'

'Ricky never disappoints' 

Ricky spoke about Justin Timberlake's DUI arrest last year and Sean 'Diddy' Combs, who is being held in New York City on multiple charges of sex trafficking and assault

The comedian, 63, known for his bold and often divisive humour, has hosted the prestigious awards five times in the past

This year, however, the job has fallen to fellow comic Nikki Glaser, who will front the 82nd Annual Golden Globe Awards at The Beverly Hilton

Fans praised the comic's quick wit and some vented their frustration that he wasn't fronting the big night

Ricky is no stranger to saying controversial jokes and got the backs up of many of his fellow celebrities after roasting them when he hosted the Golden Globes in in 2010, 2011, 2012, 2016, and 2020

The likes of Tom Hanks and Gwyneth Paltrow were left with stunned looks on their faces as the actor mocked Felicity Huffman over the college admission scandal in 2020

Ricky Gervais's most controversial Golden Globes jokes

  • You say you're woke but the companies you work for in China — unbelievable. Apple, Amazon, Disney. If ISIS started a streaming service you'd call your agent, wouldn't you? 
  • Once Upon a Time In Hollywood – nearly three hours long. Leonardo DiCaprio attended the premiere and by the end his date was too old for him. Even Prince Andrew is like 'come on Leo, mate'
  • I came in a limo tonight and the license plate was made by Felicity Huffman
  • [Afterlife] is a show about a man who wants to kill himself because his wife died of cancer and it's still more fun than this. Spoiler alert, season two is on the way so he didn't kill himself...just like Jeffrey Epstein. I know he's your friend, I don't care
  • [Birdbox is] a movie where people survive by acting like they don't see a thing. Sort of like working for Harvey Weinstein
  • It was a big year for pedophile movies. Surviving R Kelly, Leaving Neverland, Two Popes
  • The world got to see James Corden as a fat p****. He was also in the movie Cats, but nobody saw that
  • Dame Judi Dench defended [Cats] saying it was the role she was born to play because she loves nothing better than plunking herself down on the carpet, lifting her leg and licking her [expletive]
  • You're in no position to lecture the public about anything. You know nothing about the real world. Most of you spent less time in school than Greta Thunberg

'you're on fire tonight!'

'You never disappoint. HILARIOUS!' 

'Omg, keep them coming. So funny. '

Ricky previously hosted the Golden Globes in 2010, 2011, 2012, 2016 and 2020. 

In 2020 his opening monologue was deemed the most controversial in Golden Globes history, as he took aim at Prince Andrew, Jeffrey Epstein and 'woke' Hollywood'.

After his last hosting stint, Ricky explained the thought process behind his roasts, reasoning: 'Do I pander to the 200 egos in the room or the 200 million people watching around the world? And there's no contest.

'I know what I'm going to say. I'm not there to ruin their night, I'm there to make the people at home laugh.

'You've got to write seven minutes of your best jokes, you can't really use them again. It's a lot of work for seven minutes, but the payoff is amazing. I mean, there's no audience like that.'

An unrepentant Ricky went on to hit back at criticism levelled at him over his speech, saying he was playing a 'brash character' in his role as host.

He explained: 'People know David Brent and Tony are characters.

'They don't know that me doing standup and me at the Golden Globes is a bit of a persona as well. There I play this brash character who's come to ruin the liberal elites' night.

'I've honed those jokes. I've made those jokes bulletproof.'

Hollywood however can rest easy for now as Ricky revealed he doesn't want to host the show again. 

He explained: 'It could be the Golden Globes could offer me £10m for 10 minutes work, you know, and I’d be an idiot, I’d be a liar, to say I wouldn’t consider it.

'But at the moment, given I’ve done it five times, it got better and better for me – I enjoyed them all, but it got better – and I’m planning never to do it again.

'I’ve asked them not to ask me because I can be persuaded, that’s true. You know, it’s not a principle.'

Golden Globes 2024 WINNERS: AT A GLANCE

 FILM

Best Motion Picture - Drama: Oppenheimer

Best Motion Picture - Musical or Comedy: Poor Things

Cinematic and Box Office Achievement: Barbie

Best Performance by a Female Actor in a Motion Picture – Drama: Lily Gladstone - Killers Of The Flower Moon

Best Performance by a Male Actor in a Motion Picture – Drama: Cillian Murphy - Oppenheimer

Best Performance by a Female Actor in a Motion Picture – Musical or Comedy: Emma Stone - Poor Things

Best Performance by a Male Actor in a Motion Picture – Musical or Comedy: Paul Giamatti - The Holdovers

Best Performance by a Female Actor in a Supporting Role in any Motion Picture: Da'Vine Joy Randolph - The Holdovers

Best Performance by a Male Actor in a Supporting Role in any Motion Picture: Robert Downey Jr. - Oppenheimer

Best Director - Motion Picture: Christopher Nolan - Oppenheimer

Best Original Song - Motion Picture: What Was I Made For? - Barbie - Billie Eilish, Finneas O'Connell

Emma Stone triumphed as she earned Best Performance by a Female Actor in a Motion Picture – Musical or Comedy

 TELEVISION

Best Television Series - Drama: Succession

Best Television Series - Musical or Comedy: The Bear

Best Television Limited Series, Anthology Series, or Motion Picture Made for Television: Beef

Best Performance by a Female Actor in a Television Series – Drama: Sarah Snook - Succession

Best Performance by a Male Actor in a Television Series – Drama: Kieran Culkin - Succession

Best Performance by a Female Actor in a Television Series – Musical or Comedy: Ayo Edebiri - The Bear

Best Performance by a Male Actor in a Television Series – Musical or Comedy: Jeremy Allen White - The Bear

Best Performance by a Female Actor in a Limited Series, Anthology Series, or a Motion Picture Made for Television: Ali Wong - Beef

Best Performance by a Male Actor in a Limited Series, Anthology Series, or a Motion Picture Made for Television: Steven Yeun - Beef

Best Performance by a Female Actor in a Supporting Role on Television: Elizabeth Debicki - The Crown

Best Performance by a Male Actor in a Supporting Role on Television: Matthew Macfadyen - Succession

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