RON HART: Nepo Nutjob Graham Platner Is The Best Democrats Have to Offer

It was good to see Democrat Socialist Mayor Mandani at the NBA Knicks vs. Spurs game at Madison Square Garden this week. He sat in a seat costing $100,000 to $200,000, which proves what I have always said: socialism always works out well for those in charge of it.

Trump was also there, announcing that he is close with the Gay Ayatollah to open up the Strait of Hormuz. What a better way to kick off Gay Pride Week than to have the straights open up!

But right up the gerrymandered New England highway in Maine, another Democrat Socialist won big in his Democrat primary race to run against incumbent Republican Senator Susan Collins. 

To supporters, the Democratic nominee for U.S. Senate in Maine is a humble, self-made oyster farmer with an authentic, working-class voice. In reality he’s a dilettante nepo baby. His grandfather was one of the architects of the World Trade Center, his dad bought him his house, and his mom is his only oyster customer. 

Here is a guy whom Democrats considered the future of their party when Eric Swalwell got busted.  His name is Graham Platner. Included on his resume’ are accusations of abuse by multiple women; emotional volatility; sexting with women just after getting married; and disqualifying, reprehensible Reddit and Kik accounts where he has reportedly said so many racist and creepy things that Eric Swalwell cringed. (RELATED: Graham Platner Reportedly Sent Sexually Explicit Texts And Maintains Kik Account)

Platner is a Porta Potty sex enthusiast. When he was not doing hand to gland combat in Porta Potties, he did serve in the military. Our military (which I feel I have to say when describing Democrats these days). 

I almost forgot to mention he has a Nazi tattoo. You know, like most guys.

Platner is so racist that if he finds a black pearl on his oyster farm, he segregates it from the white pearls. 

He proved he is a good Democrat when he lied about what he did and then blamed Trump. A former campaign aide told the New York Times that Platner’s wife admitted that he sexted up to 12 different women after he got married. Platner said he did not know the dating site Hitler Mingle was a bad one to be on, even when the site has a link choice to hook up that asks, “Your place or Mein?” 

Platner represents the exact reason human resources departments and restraining orders exist.

He allegedly said he would “rape” a guy who came in his house to rob him “but not in a gay way,” which I guess means he wouldn’t light candles, open a wine spritzer and put on Barry White. That is normal.

Platner said he is a communist, a contemplative rapist, and a Nazi. If World War III breaks out, the Dems have a guy who can invade Poland from the east, west and from behind. (RELATED” Graham Platner Wrote About Masturbating In Public Toilets, Mocked Wounded US Soldier)

So the new Democrat Party looks pretty stable.

You would think the Democrat elders would run away from an alleged woman-abusing philanderer who has had a Nazi tattoo until recently. But you’d be wrong. The Democrat Party, which has called MAGA voters and Donald Trump “Nazis” for years, is firmly backing this guy because he is winning in the polls. That tells you about the intellectual honesty of the Democrats, from AOC and Bernie Sanders to Chuck Schumer and the legacy media.

Dems coalesce around him to win the Senate seat. Democrats were instructed to briefly stop calling Trump “Hitler” because they felt it might hurt Graham Platner’s campaign in Maine. 

Multimillionaire Senator Bernie Sanders doubled down on his endorsement even as more and even weirder revelations continue to tumble out. Working in New York, I knew a lot of Democrats working at Goldman Sachs. You learn that their left-wing, tax-the-rich ideas go right out the window when they start winning at Monopoly. 

What I have learned studying this new breed of “get rich in politics” is that, to Democrat Socialists like Ilhan Omar, Nancy Pelosi, Barack Obama, Bernie and AOC, it’s all a game.  Democrat liberals believe that it is OK to get wealthy as long as you act like you feel bad about it.

For Platner, it’s on to the campaign trail, county fairs in Maine, etc. I can see him riding the roller coaster and getting mad at the girl next to him for screaming. He says it’s her fault: “It was like she had never seen a man’s wiener before.”

A libertarian op-ed humorist and award-winning author, Ron does commentary on radio and TV. He can be contacted at [email protected] or @RonaldHart on Twitter.

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