Roundup of the Latest Election "Irregularities" [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 3 November 2024 | John Semmens
Posted on 11/04/2024 8:39:27 AM PST by John Semmens
In Pennsylvania, Gov. Josh Shapiro was admonished by a judge for sending uniformed police officers to impede Republicans trying to cast early ballots. GOP State Committeewoman Val Biancaniello asserted that "the police were violating the law by telling these voters to go home." So they arrested her. Her lawyer Linda Kerns said "state law says no voter should be told to go home. If they get in line before the posted closing time, each voter must be permitted to request, fill out, and return their mail ballot." The judge ordered that early voting be extended to 5 pm Friday, November 1. Bucks County election officials retaliated by under-staffing voting centers causing up to a six hour wait for many voters.
In Lancaster County, Pennsylvania, over 700 fraudulent mail ballot request forms were received from Field+Media Corps, a subsidiary of Arizona's Fieldcorps. These ballot requests had duplicate names and addresses, as well as forged signatures. The Arizona's Fieldcorps's website listed a number of Democratic campaigns as clients including Biden-Harris, Arizona Sen. Mark Kelly and other Arizona Democrats.
Over the weekend, thousands of voters in Pennsylvania received text messages from a pro-Harris PAC led by radical trans activist Charlotte Clymer's "AllVote" telling them they had already voted, or that they were not registered to vote. After getting caught, Clymer claimed "the texts were an unfortunate error made by a staff working long hours," and that "we have made changes to ensure this doesn't happen again."
In Michigan, Tim Vetter and Phani Mantravadi of Check My Vote revealed that Daily Absentee Voter Reports showed that 208,075 votes were cast in Michigan by 82,647 voters (based on their voter ID's). Data indicate that multiple ballots were received at the same address and voted each time on multiple ballots. After being apprised of this issue Michigan Secretary of State Jocelyn Benson reports that "we have scrubbed almost all of the duplicate ballots. So, as they say, 'no harm, no foul.'" On a separate issue, Benson admitted that "there is a nationwide programming problem with Dominion voting machines that prevents voters from making certain selections while voting." The Dominion voting machines used by many states are made in China and owned by the Venezuelan government.
In Georgia a group known as theGANerds_Real published a series of podcasts on Rumble documenting how the Georgia State Board of Elections (SBOE) has been creating and voting illegally cloned records. The original records include deceased voters, voters who have moved from the state, voters who have not voted for several years, and felons. ID numbers of the illegally cloned records are typically removed from the Georgia SBOE voter registration database once the fraudulent vote has been counted.
In Colorado, the Libertarian Party filed suit demanding that a hand count of ballots be used because the Secretary of State Jena Griswold left sensitive election system passwords exposed for months on her office's website. Hannah Goodman, the Libertarian Party state chair, pointed out that "any number of hackers could log into the voting machines and alter the vote totals. Bypassing the machines and resorting to hand counts is the only reliable way to ensure that the tallies cannot be hacked." Griswold questioned "whether the Libertarians have the legal standing to sue. They aren't going to win either a hand count or a machine count."
TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: cheating; democrats; satire; votes
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1 posted on 11/04/2024 8:39:27 AM PST by John Semmens
To: John Semmens
“Irregularities”
Is now the catch phrase because IF you say they cheated that gets your video deplatformed by YouTube.
To: John Semmens
3 posted on 11/04/2024 8:46:09 AM PST by Pearfect (Ou can't beat the competition lock-)
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