By The Babylon Bee | Created at 2026-07-27 20:25:39 | Updated at 2026-07-27 22:32:13
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BOISE, ID — The credentials of one local man were called into question, as the so-called Christian Nationalist had yet to post anything overtly hateful on social media today.
Despite publicly identifying himself as a Christian Nationalist, Jacob Dinsmore had reportedly gotten to late Monday afternoon without posting a single stream of hate-filled bile on any social media platform, causing others in his group to question whether he truly was what he claimed to be.
"I promise to post something horribly un-Christlike soon," Dinsmore said when asked for proof of his Christian Nationalism. "I've usually posted a bunch by this time of day, but I've just been really busy with work and whatnot. Just keep your eye on my feeds, and I assure you I'll post something openly hateful and completely devoid of the love of Jesus. Once you see it, it'll be abundantly clear that the Holy Spirit does not dwell within me. Trust me."
After his friends had begun to murmur about his lack of spewed vitriol during the day, Dinsmore reiterated that the darkness and hatred that fill his soul would soon be poured out again. "Don't worry," he said. "I'll post something overtly white supremacist before the night is over. I'll even throw in blatantly racist statements and blame the Jews for everything that's wrong with the world for good measure. You guys will be confident that I fit right in."
At publishing time, Dinsmore had doubled down on his Christian Nationalist credentials by publicly calling for all non-whites to be deported from the United States.
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