By The Babylon Bee | Created at 2026-07-28 22:10:21 | Updated at 2026-07-28 22:50:51
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The Babylon Bee has selected Elliot Page as its annual Woman of the Year.
Page is a Canadian actress and producer known for starring in hit films Juno and Inception. Most recently, she joined the cast of Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey, putting her back on top of the box office.
Originally named Ellen, she chose the name Elliot as her stage name, presumably so people wouldn't get her mixed up with popular comedian Ellen DeGeneres. An honest mistake. Both are successful, beautiful people who enjoy the company of women. But who doesn't?
For her role in The Odyssey, Page went totally method, going so far as to permanently disfigure her body to take on the role of a Greek warrior. Now that's what we call an incredible commitment to the craft. Daniel Day-Lewis, eat your heart out! You can't drink up this milkshake. And by "milkshake" we mean Page's unparalleled acting talent.
And don't forget X-Men 3!
Page is also widely known for her activism. She's used her influence to go on talk shows and debate all sorts of emotionally charged topics with the passion only a woman can exude, and we're behind her 100%. Men are just so mindless and don't care about anything. But not Elliot! You go, girl!
Congratulations to Elliot Page, The Babylon Bee's Woman of the Year! You are the wind beneath our wings!
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