By The Babylon Bee | Created at 2024-11-14 21:05:22 | Updated at 2024-11-22 16:24:29
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There's a cool life hack that the government doesn't want you to know about called "forming a fellowship with your bros and going hiking through the mountains for days." They have hidden this information from us for years, but it's really true.
That's right, you can just do it. No one is stopping you. You can literally get the bros together and go on an adventure.
Even my friend Harlem Footlong (Hobbit name) swears by it. And I know it's true because I was in his fellowship. I was his Sam.
It's easy. Just unite with multiple bros, pick a destination, and embark on an epic journey through mist-covered trails, dark forests, and deadly marshes.
The only problem is if you don't have any bros to form a fellowship, in which case you can go find some bros. You're allowed to do this, even though it hasn't been evaluated by the FDA. You can just go get some bros and go on a bro adventure with them. No one is stopping you.
Right now, dozens of people are forming fellowships and embarking on quests and they are having the time of their lives. Worried you're not up to the task? Remember, not all who wander are lost. Jesus said that, we think.
If you can't afford to go on an adventure, you can always take your fellowship to the local pub and smoke pipes and tell each other riddles.
Now, get out there, bro!
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