The Israeli and the Hezbollah decided to settle their dispute with a duel between two representative animals, which would be a dog fight.

By Free Republic | Created at 2024-09-26 11:43:58 | Updated at 2024-10-01 04:24:15 4 days ago

The Israeli and the Hezbollah decided to settle their dispute with a duel between two representative animals, which would be a dog fight.

Posted on 09/26/2024 3:38:20 AM PDT by Zhang Fei

Both sides agreed to train their respective dogs for 5 years before the promised duel.

The dog that would win the fight, would give its people the right to rule the disputed areas.

The losing side would have to lay down its arms.

Hezbollah bought the meanest Dobermans and Rottweilers, bred them together, and then crossbred their offspring with the most dangerous Siberian wolves. They used steroids and trainers in pursuit of the perfect killing dog beast.

Finally, after 5 years they had a dog that needed steel prison bars to keep it in a cage.

The D day finally arrived for the dog fight.

The Israelis arrived with a 7 feet long skinny dog which just lay on its stomach and crawled with difficulty on its short legs.

The fight began, the Hezbollah's dog, ferocious and quick on its feet, barked loudly, pranced on its feet, and started attacking the lazy looking Israeli dog which could barely get up on its tiny feet.

As the Hezbollah dog approached the Israeli dog to within one feet, the Israeli dog in one Swift move swallowed the Hezbollah dog in one gulp.

Only it's tail could be seen sticking out of the Israeli Dog's mouth.

UN, International Observers, Arabs, Press, Media, Journalists, Referees, were stunned and shocked.

They turned towards the Israelis aghast, "What did you do?" they asked.

The Israelis replied, "We gave a team of our plastic surgeons 5 years to make a crocodile look like a dog."

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1 posted on 09/26/2024 3:38:20 AM PDT by Zhang Fei

To: Zhang Fei

LOL! You’re on a roll! (Did you hear the one about the Hezbollah guy with his balls blown off that gets hired by the government?...)

2 posted on 09/26/2024 3:45:16 AM PDT by Nervous Tick ("First the Saturday people, then the Sunday people...": ISLAM is the problem!)

To: Zhang Fei

3 posted on 09/26/2024 3:46:02 AM PDT by silverleaf (“Inside Every Progressive Is A Totalitarian Screaming To Get Out” —David Horowitz)

To: silverleaf

Be careful how big a bite you take,

You might choke on it.

4 posted on 09/26/2024 3:49:59 AM PDT by riverrunner

To: Zhang Fei

I heard a version of that one as a kid, the dog was old yeller, and he was a gator before we cut off his tail and painted him yellow. Cracker joke from the 60’s.

5 posted on 09/26/2024 4:06:32 AM PDT by Waverunner

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