You don't have to be a fan of President Trump to be a massive fan of this.
The left-wing liberal tears are flowing today. Suck it up, buttercup. Florence of Belgravia himself, Rory Stewart, proudly predicted a Harris win.
Don't worry Rory, Alastair will let you sleep at the foot of his bed tonight for a little bit of comfort.
James O'Brien is also taking it well, and little Miss impartial Emily Maitlis, she lost the plot.
Please donate to keep the Guardian crying for another four years.
Let's just check in now with Carole 'conspiracy theory; Cadwalladr, shall we?
"Democracy died in darkness," she says. Well, about 72 million people voted for President Trump.
I think 67 million people voted for Harris. It's quite literally one of the largest expressions of democracy on Earth.
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Marina Purkiss thinks it's time to completely F-off our special relationship. Oh, yeah.
Let's economically destroy ourselves. The Labour Party that you helped to elect is doing that already. Thank you very much.
But spare a thought for the insufferable Marsh family who've been pumping out tripe. Wow.
What a time to be alive.