By The Babylon Bee | Created at 2024-11-06 07:25:25 | Updated at 2024-11-06 09:31:51
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U.S. — President Donald Trump has officially beaten yet another woman, remaining undefeated against women.
"Another woman, totally beaten," said Trump. "They keep bringing women and I keep beating them. Not like Doug! What a terrible guy. So sad, what he did in Paris. Keep a high guard tonight, Kamala!"
At publishing time, President Trump had announced that he had beaten a third woman, Tim Walz.
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