By Free Republic | Created at 2024-09-30 00:18:50 | Updated at 2024-09-30 03:28:18
3 hours ago
Wisconsin woman arrested after breaking into a home and cooking herself a shrimp pasta dinner
Not The Bee ^ | September 28, 2024 | Harriet Rigby
Posted on 09/29/2024 5:06:33 PM PDT by Red Badger
A woman in Madison, Wisconsin, returned to her home around 10:30 on Tuesday night after being away all day, to find that the lights were on and a woman was walking around inside.
She called the Madison Police Department who arrived about 10 minutes later where they saw the suspect acting as if she owned the place.
She was there long enough to make herself a homecooked shrimp pasta dinner, which she apparently pilfered from the homeowner's groceries.
The department said in a statement,
Police arrived and observed through windows a female casually walking around the interior of the home. The female, later identified as Joanna K. Lee, came to the door in response to orders given by police.
When she answered the door she calmly told police a story about how she had met the homeowner at a coffee shop earlier that day where she had given her the house keys and permission to be there, even referring to the homeowner by her first name.
Police apparently didn't buy the burglar's story, as she was arrested on the spot. After seeing her mugshot, I can't imagine why they didn't believe her.
The homeowner said that she had never seen this woman before, and police later said that the suspect appeared to have found out her victim's name after snooping through her mail.
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Not bad.....probably clean up well.......and she can cook..............
1 posted on 09/29/2024 5:06:33 PM PDT by Red Badger
To: Lazamataz
Need professional opinion.................
2 posted on 09/29/2024 5:06:54 PM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
To: Red Badger
3 posted on 09/29/2024 5:07:25 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (Pets are no substitute for children)
To: Red Badger
Wow, it's Sideshow Bob's long-lost sister!
4 posted on 09/29/2024 5:09:41 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom (May the soy boys, feminazis, and alphabet weirdos choke on the toxic fumes of our masculinity)
To: Red Badger
What’s the difference between a “burglar” and a “squatter” with full rights to tenancy?
5 posted on 09/29/2024 5:10:32 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom (May the soy boys, feminazis, and alphabet weirdos choke on the toxic fumes of our masculinity)
To: Red Badger
6 posted on 09/29/2024 5:11:19 PM PDT by HYPOCRACY (Brandon's pronouns: Xi/Hur)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
In Madison? Another fifteen minutes ought to do it.
7 posted on 09/29/2024 5:11:53 PM PDT by Romulus
To: Red Badger
Damn, she should’ve just done this in New York. If she did it there, I believe she would get to keep the house and the previous owner would be forced to pay her utility bills into perpetuity.
8 posted on 09/29/2024 5:12:01 PM PDT by suasponte137
To: ProtectOurFreedom
Probably the most concise answer as what the difference is. Depends on what law-enforcement does when they show up. If they do their job, then they are a burglar if they’re spineless weasels then it’s a tenant.
9 posted on 09/29/2024 5:12:52 PM PDT by suasponte137
To: Red Badger
Was it any good? Is she single? (Please answer in that order.)
10 posted on 09/29/2024 5:13:31 PM PDT by Libloather (Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
To: Red Badger
Beverly Goldberg’s had a rough time lately.
11 posted on 09/29/2024 5:13:35 PM PDT by Allegra
To: Red Badger
“”police later said that the suspect appeared to have found out her victim’s name after snooping through her mail.””
Ya’ think? Great detective work....
She’ll cook if you make sure you have groceries in the house for her!
To: suasponte137
So it’s all a crapshoot depending on which LEO arrives at your door?
13 posted on 09/29/2024 5:15:41 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom (May the soy boys, feminazis, and alphabet weirdos choke on the toxic fumes of our masculinity)
To: Libloather
1. Probably.
2. Probably.
3. Check the Hot/Crazy Matrix................
14 posted on 09/29/2024 5:16:16 PM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
To: suasponte137
And the homeowner would have to pay for the anguish and mental suffering of the woman who cooked her dinner at her new house.
15 posted on 09/29/2024 5:16:33 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom (May the soy boys, feminazis, and alphabet weirdos choke on the toxic fumes of our masculinity)
To: EvilCapitalist; Red Badger; Lazamataz; Chode; Carriage Hill; All
R-U-F-F !!! RUFF 🐶
If the shrimp were still able to swim away they probably would have...
16 posted on 09/29/2024 5:16:58 PM PDT by mabarker1 ( (Congress- the opposite of PROGRESS!!! A fraud, a hypocrite, a liar. I'm a member of Congress!!!)
To: Red Badger
That woman at one point in her life was beautiful. What happened?
17 posted on 09/29/2024 5:17:37 PM PDT by ladyjane
To: Red Badger
I’m surprised she didn’t claim squatting and have the homeowner evicted for a year or two while she lived high on the hog and destroyed the place.
18 posted on 09/29/2024 5:18:10 PM PDT by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon.” Amen. Come, Lord Jesus”)
To: Red Badger
19 posted on 09/29/2024 5:18:13 PM PDT by WeaslesRippedMyFlesh (there will come a day when FR rejects articles from the NYT, et al. as "Commie trash, no thank you"e)
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