"Gender Advisors" Sent to Ukraine [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 22 December 2024 | John Semmens
Posted on 12/22/2024 9:24:38 AM PST by John Semmens
In an effort to quell demands for his resignation, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau reminded voters that "it was my idea to order the Canadian Armed Forces (CAF) to deploy gender advisors to Ukraine. It's not enough to just win the war. If important LGBTQ values are not properly supported we have to ask ourselves 'why are we even involved?'"
The incorporation of gender advisors is part of Canada's third National Action Plan on Women, Peace, and Security for 2023-2029. "Embedding three full-time gender advisors in every CAF unit at the strategic and operational levels is essential for operational success," the Prime Minister explained. "Each gender advisor is a full-time position. It exists to support Commanders in the application of the type of gender-based perspectives and decisions that ensure that we are fighting for justice."
Andrew MacGillivray, president of Veterans for Freedom, called it "a useless overbearing policy that has infiltrated every aspect of the Canadian Armed Forces. I doubt that countries at war or in a humanitarian crisis that we are trying to help care about the gender nonsense being pushed by Canada when they are struggling to keep people alive."
Ukraine's President Vladimir Zelensky shrugged off the nonsense, saying "if this is what we must put up with in order to keep the weapons and cash flowing into our country, so be it. We may stave off total conquest, but if we don't, the funds I and other members of the government have deposited in Swiss accounts will make for a more comfortable life while we're in exile."
TOPICS: Government; Humor; Military/Veterans; Politics
KEYWORDS: canada; lgbtq; satire; trudeau; zelensky
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1 posted on 12/22/2024 9:24:38 AM PST by John Semmens
To: John Semmens
Wonderful! The war is going to be over faster than I thought.
2 posted on 12/22/2024 9:28:35 AM PST by mairdie (GreenwichVillage ArmyPoet: https://www.iment.com/maida/family/father/oldsoldiersdrums/frontcover.htm)
To: John Semmens
“Gender Advisors” Sent to Ukraine [semi-satire]”
For those who may not know, this is TOTALLY TRUE and applies wherever Canada sends its troops (and probably the same for us and some of the other Western countries).
Perhaps it’s best to clean up our own militaries, before starting so many wars around the world and forcing countries to fight under these conditions.
3 posted on 12/22/2024 9:28:51 AM PST by BobL
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