"Special Relationship" Endangered [semi-satire]

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Posted on 01/11/2025 11:54:53 AM PST by John Semmens

The historic "special relationship" between the United States and the United Kingdom is being threatened by Elon Musk's open criticism of the UK government's toleration of "Asian grooming gangs." The scandal has been underway for decades as Muslims have been treating infidel youngsters as the sex slaves the Quran says they should be. Girls as young as 12 years old are enticed by gifts of candy, food, taxi rides, and drugs. They are gang-raped until they are "too old"--usually around 18 years of age--and then discarded.

Current Prime Minister Keir Starmer headed the Crown Prosecution Service during most of this scandal. Social workers were intimidated into silence. Local police ignored, excused, and even abetted pedophile rapists. Senior officials avoided action in the name of maintaining peace with the immigrant community. Pleas for help from the parents of raped children were rejected. Labour members of Parliament called anyone who mentioned the scandal racists and Islamophobes.

Starmer insists that "Musk's publicizing of the issue threatens our democracy. Voters just resoundingly gave our Party a super-majority in the House of Commons. Any attempt to impose Western or Christian values on people of another faith risks open civil war, an event which would do far more damage to far more people than the relatively tiny group of teen girls that has gotten the worst of it during the past few decades. If you look at the known victims you will see that almost all of them are from the lower classes. Their lives would've been bleak even without the sexual exploitation and abuse. The Labour Party has agreed to pass legislation to award a modicum of reasonable payments for damages to those who can conclusively prove they've been harmed."

Despite Starmer's efforts to molify his critics, the Labour Party voted against making any further inquiry into the rape-gang accusations after the Prime Minister threatened to expel any Labour Party member who voted in favor of an inquiry. The measure failed on a vote of 111 yeas to 364 nays.

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1 posted on 01/11/2025 11:54:53 AM PST by John Semmens

To: John Semmens

2 posted on 01/11/2025 12:00:09 PM PST by BigEdLB (Bye-bye Brandon)

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