'Now Now, Let's Not Be So Hasty To Find And Assassinate Everyone Responsible For The Healthcare Crisis,' Says Nervous Obama

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Posted on 12/12/2024 12:47:07 PM PST by Navy Patriot

MARTHA'S VINEYARD, MA — In the wake of the assassination of the UnitedHealth CEO, former President Barack Obama stepped forward to calm tensions by reminding Americans not to be too hasty to find and assassinate everyone responsible for the healthcare crisis.

In an only slightly nervous statement to the nation, a visibly sweating Obama reminded people not to jump into hunting down and killing everyone who might be considered responsible for causing the terrible state of American healthcare.

"Now, now, let's not get carried away here," said Obama, tapping the floor faster and faster as an eyebrow inadvertently twitched. "Surely the answer here isn't more violence. After all, we can't just go around slaughtering all of the people responsible for our messed-up healthcare system now, can we? All I'm saying is, let's not be overly rushed about this."

Sources report that Obama then walked somewhat quickly back to his armored security detail, casting quick glances to his left and right as he went.

At publishing time, Fauci had also gone on record to remind Americans that there's no need to go find and kill all of the people who may have adversely affected public healthcare in the US.

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Hussein sounds nervous.

1 posted on 12/12/2024 12:47:07 PM PST by Navy Patriot

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2 posted on 12/12/2024 12:51:40 PM PST by dljordan (What would Michael Collins do?)

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3 posted on 12/12/2024 12:53:12 PM PST by z3n (Kakistocracy)

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4 posted on 12/12/2024 12:59:43 PM PST by Da Coyote (H)

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5 posted on 12/12/2024 12:59:49 PM PST by laplata (They want each crisis to take the greatest toll possible.)

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6 posted on 12/12/2024 1:00:37 PM PST by laplata (They want each crisis to take the greatest toll possible.)

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