By The Babylon Bee | Created at 2026-08-19 23:10:13 | Updated at 2026-08-19 23:24:01
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Relationships are hard work — especially for women. That's because if there's anything men love more than trucks, jackhammers, and sport games, it's dropping subtle clues about how they feel instead of just talking to you. You know I'm right, ladies! Mmmmhmmm.
And sometimes those clues your husband drops - they're baaad news. At any moment he could be signaling to you that he just doesn't love you any more. Look for these 12 sure signs your hubby actually no longer loves you:
He said he wouldn't love you if you were a worm — So, what? He'd be out hanging out with some younger, cuter girl worm FLOOZIES?! 😡😡😡 He hates you.
He only uses 2 exclamation points when he texts, "I love you!!" — You know what he probably uses 3 exclamation points for? When he texts the guys about how excited he is for fantasy football draft night!!! 🙄
When you said you were hungry and asked if he was hungry, he said, "Not really, babe — but you go ahead and get something." — He wants you to starve to death and probably thinks you are FAT. 😭😭
He was looking at his phone instead of at you while you were also looking at your phone — You deserve BETTER than this, queen. 💅💃👑
During the foot rub he gives you every day after he gets home from work, he only spends 15 minutes on each foot — He's just not the same man you married. 🙄
He has only married you one time — Some of your friends have been married WAY more times! He clearly has no feelings for you whatsoever. 💔💔
He left on an Odyssey almost 10 years ago and hasn't come back — Who does he think he is? Some sort of... man who leads an odyssey? PSH!
He didn't bring you home a Diet Coke from the store even though you told him you didn't want one. — He should know you by now, that your YES I WANT A DIET COKE means YES and your NO I DO NOT WANT A DIET COKE also means YES.
He talked politely to the waitress at Denny's and smiled at her, in your dream last night — Cheating. He's definitely cheating. Also he doesn't love you. 😤
He said, "Wow, you look pretty tonight." — Uh, babe, you look pretty EVERY NIGHT and he OBVIOUSLY DOESN'T THINK SO. LEAVE 👏 HIS 👏 SORRY 👏 REAR 👏 END 👏
He offered to cook dinner tonight: Because he doesn't like your cooking OR YOU. Did he ever even love you in the first place???
When you asked if he would remarry, he said, "No, of course not" but hesitated for 0.3 seconds first — You know what he was doing for those 0.3 seconds? Thinking of some other WOMAN he can't WAIT to marry when you die BECAUSE HE DOESN'T LOVE YOU 😡😭😔
Go ahead and start picking up the broken pieces of your life now. What are some other obvious signs he's lost that loving feeling? Post your suggestions in the comments. We won't read them, because we already have the 12 signs here, but if it makes you feel better, go ahead.
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