The Babylon Bee
Satan Holds 'No King Of Kings' Rally
HELL — The serpent of old, who is called the devil...
After Deportations, Mexican Restaurants Forced To ...
U.S. — The fallout of mass deportations continues ...
10 New Amendments The Constitution Desperately Nee...
Any founding document written in the 1700s could u...
Democrats Urge People To Stop Inflammatory Rhetori...
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following the recent political ...
Liberal Parents Devastated After Finding JK Rowlin...
DENVER, CO — Liberal parents Krystle and Gary Bren...
Expository Preacher Honors Father's Day By Just Pr...
CHINO HILLS, CA — While other churches featured to...
San Francisco Protesters Spell Out 'No Kings' With...
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — In an inspiring display of sol...
In Solidarity With Protestors, Burger King Changes...
MIAMI, FL — In light of last weekend's string of "...
Do You Have Experience In Nuclear Engineering? Che...
TEHRAN — Any qualified individuals or eager recent...
Israelites Protest Prophet Samuel With 'Yes Kings'...
RAMAH — A large crowd of disgruntled people from m...
'Trump Is A King!' Say People Freely Protesting In...
U.S. — Thousands of free Americans gathered in cit...
Unclear If Crowd Of 50,000 Rowdy Illegals Is ICE P...
LOS ANGELES, CA — Unrest continued into the start ...
Trump Disappointed Army Parade Won't Have A Giant ...
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As preparations continued for t...
Global Community Condemns Israel For Attacking Pea...
WORLD — With the outbreak of open hostilities betw...
Democrat Senator Assaults Officers In Violent Insu...
LOS ANGELES, CA — Democracy itself came under atta...
10 More Things Gavin Newsom Blames On President Tr...
California Governor Gavin Newsom called out Presid...
Libertarian Torn Between Investing In Shiny Rocks ...
KNOXVILLE, TN — Local Libertarian Steve Kocot was ...
Dad Physically Unable To Drive By Cows Without Say...
BOULDER, CO — Sources closest to 40-year-old Jay B...
Pope Leo Pronounces Another 100-Year Curse On The ...
VATICAN CITY — Exercising his authority as Supreme...
Old Man Reminisces About The 70s When Everything W...
DENVER, CO — Local old man George Hibbert wistfull...