The Babylon Bee

Satan Holds 'No King Of Kings' Rally
After Deportations, Mexican Restaurants Forced To Replace Mariachi Bands With Barbershop Quartets
10 New Amendments The Constitution Desperately Needs
Democrats Urge People To Stop Inflammatory Rhetoric Unless It's Against Trump, The Next Hitler Who Must Be Stopped Now
Liberal Parents Devastated After Finding JK Rowling's Books Hidden Under Kid's Bed
Expository Preacher Honors Father's Day By Just Preaching The Same Passage He Was Gonna Preach Anyway
San Francisco Protesters Spell Out 'No Kings' With Sidewalk Poop
In Solidarity With Protestors, Burger King Changes Name To 'Burger Democratically Elected Leader'
Do You Have Experience In Nuclear Engineering? Check Out These Exciting New Job Openings In Iran
Israelites Protest Prophet Samuel With 'Yes Kings' Rally
'Trump Is A King!' Say People Freely Protesting In A Free Country
Unclear If Crowd Of 50,000 Rowdy Illegals Is ICE Protest Or Dodgers Game
Trump Disappointed Army Parade Won't Have A Giant Snoopy Balloon
Global Community Condemns Israel For Attacking Peace-Loving Nation Of Iran
Democrat Senator Assaults Officers In Violent Insurrection
10 More Things Gavin Newsom Blames On President Trump
Libertarian Torn Between Investing In Shiny Rocks Or Magic Computer Coins
Dad Physically Unable To Drive By Cows Without Saying 'Hey, Kids, Look — Cows'
Pope Leo Pronounces Another 100-Year Curse On The Chicago Cubs
Old Man Reminisces About The 70s When Everything Was A Brownish-Mustard Color And Smelled Like An Ashtray