The Babylon Bee

Sweet Victory! 10 Things Republicans Can Be Thankful For This Year
Wife Commits Seppuku In Shame After Failing To Clean Up Before Cleaning Lady Arrives
After Illegal Immigrant Found Guilty Of Murder, Dems Sentence Him To Flying Coach
Company Has Too Many Dans
Jaguar Releases 3-Hour Commercial That's Just A Naked Guy Doing A One-Man Performance Of 'Hamilton'
Male Passenger Disappointed After Another Flight Ends Without A Stewardess Frantically Asking If Anyone Can Land The Plane
Post-Menopausal Lesbians Flee America Over Concerns About Forced Pregnancies
'I’m Not Mad': Op-Ed by Wife (Who Is Definitely Mad)
Cheer Up, Libs: Here Are 10 Things You Can Still Be Thankful For This Year
Police Warn Three Other People Responsible For Laken Riley’s Death Still At Large
Before DOGE Cuts Funding, NIH Working Feverishly To Complete Study On The Effects Of Giving Meth To Jetpack-Wearing Hamsters
Lot Tells His Salt Pillar Wife She Should Drink More Water
Uh-Oh: Biden Authorizes Ukraine To Use Holy Hand Grenade Against Russia
Baptists Announce Dancing Now Allowed, But Only If It’s The Trump Dance
Sunny Hostin Forced To Read Legal Notice Acknowledging Nothing Said On ‘The View’ In Its Entire History Has Ever Been Remotely True
Here's How 14 Different News Outlets Are Covering The 'Trump Dance' Craze
Baptist Pin-Up Calendar Just Photos Of Casserole Dishes
Costco Introduces Even Larger ‘Mormon Family' Size
Trump To Round Up Illegals With Taco Trap
Republican Congressmen Worried Trans Member Might Make Coke Orgies Awkward