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A Letter to Indicted New York City Mayor Eric Adams from Joey, King of the Rats
Frequently Asked Questions About Leaf Blowers
We Regret to Inform You We’ve Given the Job to a Sack of Potatoes
I Am a Lady, and Donald Trump Is My Protector
I Am Not Mad That You Denied My Permit Application for a Taylor Swift–Themed Butcher Shop Called “Enchanted to Meat You”
Book Review: The Great Gatsby by the Xerox 914 Photocopier
Conversation Cheat Sheet for Vegans
People of Dune, You Will No Longer Have to Think About Water When I Am Elected
We’re the Couple That Tina Turner Encounters at Minute 2:43 of Her “What’s Love Got to Do with It” Video, and This Is Our Story