By The Babylon Bee | Created at 2026-10-03 16:45:17 | Updated at 2026-10-03 17:35:24
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While the facts are still coming out in the Cornell case, some of the allegations appear to be a total reversal of the accuser's story from two years ago. It's left many asking the question: "how can I keep this from happening to me?" Fortunately, you can avoid being charged with rape at a ketamine-fueled orgy by employing this one simple trick:
Don't go to ketamine-fueled orgies
You won't believe how well this works! Stay safe out there, friends.
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