By New York Post (Opinion) | Created at 2026-09-09 11:05:34 | Updated at 2026-09-09 11:52:27
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Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links.
“It’s an unfortunate blemish for an organization that has always been regarded as carrying itself with the utmost virtue,” said media pundit Dan Bradshaw. READ MORE
Educators have taken to refreshing the White House webpage throughout the day to stay current on geographical updates. READ MORE
Hitman Frank Rizzoli noted that he planned to appeal his life sentence immediately on the grounds that his victims made him feel severely burnt out. READ MORE
At publishing time, California Governor Gavin Newsom had proudly announced that California was becoming a desired retirement destination for dead Islamic dictators. READ MORE
