By The Babylon Bee | Created at 2026-10-19 16:50:15 | Updated at 2026-10-19 17:54:50
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PARIS — The nation of France has thrown its support behind the American conservative movement, graciously spending the past week filming a massive campaign ad for the Republican Party.
With midterms just over two weeks away, the entire nation of France took it upon itself to film a sprawling attack ad, demonstrating with incredible realism the dangers of voting Democrat.
"Wow. Thanks, France," said Republican Senate candidate Jon Husted. "This must have cost billions of dollars to film. We really didn't expect this level of support from the French. Honestly, you didn't have to go so far as burning down actual historic buildings, but we appreciate the commitment to showing the consequences of Democrat policy. It's an incredibly effective ad you guys made."
The French, for their part, stated that they were more than happy to see their country burned down to help the Republicans' chances. "Yes, it has caused untold financial damage, and we have lost several priceless artifacts, but it is the least we can do," said local man Gerard Dubois. "We have captured so much great footage of what America will become under Democratic control. It is our great pleasure to do this for the Republican Party that we love so much. Au revoir!"
At publishing time, the nation of Italy had announced that it would join France in filming ads for Republicans ahead of the coming midterms.
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