By The Babylon Bee | Created at 2026-09-29 18:00:19 | Updated at 2026-09-29 19:08:30
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THE FUTURE — The year is 2064, and the guys from Dude Perfect are still going strong, having just released their latest video featuring the most insane wheelchair trick shots this side of Shady Oaks Nursing Home.
The five fellas (Sparky is no longer with us) continued to wow audiences as they chucked Tyler's heart failure medications across the room to see who could catch it in their mouths while flying down a wheelchair ramp.
"Let's gooo — *cough* — ooo — *cough-cough* — ugh, Cory, get me my oxygen," gasped Tyler, in an epic celebration after catching his ACE inhibitors. "Next up, Cody's going to bounce a Werther's Original off the wall, through a walker, and into Garrett's pill organizer. Garrett? Garrett, wake up. We're filming."
Fans were especially excited for the return of Tyler's beloved Rage Monster character, who made an appearance after someone adjusted the thermostat. Sadly, his ensuing rampage left Tyler with two broken hips, which required a nine-month recovery.
"People keep asking when we're going to slow down," said Cody, slowly. "But we've still got so much left to accomplish. Cory's been working on getting up out of that chair on the first try. We think this could be the year."
The video culminated in an incredible shot in which Coby tossed a basketball from the second-floor balcony, banked it off a fellow resident's mobility scooter, and sank it into a hoop on the other side of the courtyard.
At publishing time, the group had announced an upcoming collaboration with MrBeast titled "LAST ONE STILL ALIVE IN HOSPICE WINS $1,000,000."
Senator Mitch McConnell isn't doing too many interviews these days, but The Babylon Bee's Travis got the opportunity to sit down with the man, the myth, and the legend himself.
