By The Babylon Bee | Created at 2026-09-29 21:35:17 | Updated at 2026-09-29 22:26:49
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Children's educational television is traditionally stale and only entertaining to kids who haven't yet been introduced to Batman: The Animated Series. But all it takes to change that is a few good ideas.
Check out these ideas for educational kids' shows that are guaranteed to entertain kids and adults alike:
John Calvin and Hobbes
Synopsis: A young theologian in the making spends his days debating the nature of Biblical predestination with his imaginary stuffed tiger.Peppa Pig and the Demoniac
Synopsis: This spin-off of Peppa Pig sees the titular character go back in time to "Bible times" to battle agents of the Underworld.Blippi and the Chaos Machine
[Synopsis withheld due to horrors beyond all imagination, sights that nibble at the corner of your mind threatening to stare into you with the full weight of the blackness of the void]The Adventures of Benjamin Franklin Jr.
Synopsis: Set in 1780 when Benjamin Franklin was ambassador to France, this show follows his son as he gets into all sorts of wacky hijinks in the City of Light. And did he just bring his dad's time portal device with him? Uh-oh, this kid is up to no good!All Flesh Is Grass
Synopsis: This Biblical allegory features a fun cast comprised of zany blades of grass who lament the futility of life. One of the characters wears sunglasses.Mr. Kim Jong's Neighborhood
Synopsis: Think you know North Korea? Think again! Join Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un as he takes us around the neighborhood, exploring prison camps, a cool-looking empty building set up for photo ops, and the always fun Demilitarized Zone.Ricky Rat's House of Fun
This blatant rip-off of Mickey Mouse Funhouse teaches kids about copyright infringement and theft of intellectual property in China. Neat!Muppet Cold War
Synopsis: The Muppets are back with their zany antics as they negotiate sensitive geopolitics in 1960s America. "Gonzo, tear down this wall!"
Wouldn't you just love to watch these shows with your kids? They'd learn a lot, and you'd be entertained too! Which one are you looking forward to the most? Let us know in the comments.
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