By The Babylon Bee | Created at 2026-10-05 21:25:18 | Updated at 2026-10-05 23:00:13
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U.S. — With unrest drawing attention around the globe and the November midterm elections coming up soon, Democrats made it a point to blame President Donald Trump's cuts to USAID for slowing the communist takeover of the West.
Though the party's plan to overrun the western world with a deadly combination of leftist politics and Islamic conquest remained alive, Democrats stressed that it had been severely hampered by drastically reduced funding for USAID programs.
"We're still trying, but it's making it much more difficult," House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries said. "Trump has gutted USAID funding for so many causes throughout the world, and this has had a negative trickle-down effect on our efforts to topple the United States and the West as a whole. But the American people can rest assured that we're not giving up. If we regain control of Congress in November, we promise to get our plan for communism to take over the West back on track."
While prominent Democrats remained outraged that Trump's cuts had slowed their plan to destroy the country, they vowed to keep chipping away until they could successfully eradicate the scourges of freedom and capitalism from the Earth. "We'll still get it done, eventually," Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer said. "Trump may be slowing it down with his USAID cuts, but we'll never give up on our quest to see communism rule the globe. Vote Democrat in November, folks."
At publishing time, Democrats had promised voters that the invasion of illegal migrants would again resume in full force once they regain power.
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