By The Babylon Bee | Created at 2026-10-15 19:25:11 | Updated at 2026-10-15 20:27:22
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Husbands, Election Day is nearly here, so remember to help your wife out by filling out her ballot and mailing it in.
Election Day is on November 3, a trying time for wives who are just coming off Halloween and still haven't planned out their Thanksgiving course menu. So, as the man of the house, you have an obligation to take a little burden off her shoulders and vote for her.
Voting is important to women because they have so many opinions. You wouldn't want her to forget or, worse, vote against her own interests, would you? Be a man and swipe her mail-in ballot when she's not looking and fill it out for her. If she's a good wife, she's just going to copy your ballot anyway. This cuts out the middleman and ensures a pleasant, stress-free autumn season for everyone.
Remember, the political process can often be confusing and involve lots of big words that women don't understand. That's where you come in. Trust us, she'll thank you later after she's calmed down from her fit.
With her ballot in the mail and the correct votes cast, she can get back to doing what she loves — cooking for you and your kids. Yum!
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