By The Babylon Bee | Created at 2026-09-04 20:40:12 | Updated at 2026-09-04 21:24:57
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BURBANK, CA — Panic swept through Warner Bros. Studios on Tuesday after a senior colorist was terminated for accidentally allowing visible primary colors to remain in a major motion picture.
The incident occurred during post-production on a recent blockbuster when colorist Marcus Taylor failed to apply the industry-standard gray filter to the film.
"We walked into the screening room and were horrified," executive producer Donald Frank said. "The sky was unmistakably blue, and a character was wearing a jacket that was recognizably red. It completely shattered the serious, prestigious atmosphere."
Witnesses reported that several executives experienced severe discomfort upon discovering that grass in an outdoor sequence appeared green rather than a post-apocalyptic olive.
In a public statement, the studio confirmed that Taylor was escorted off the lot for gross negligence.
"In today's cinematic landscape, audiences expect films to look like they were dragged through wet cement," the release read. "Allowing actual light and saturation into a theatrical release violates our core commitment to muted, washed-out depression."
At publishing time, the studio had hired three emergency technicians to apply a heavy tint of dark teal, ensuring the movie could safely be released without anyone being able to tell what was happening on screen.
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