The Babylon Bee

Trump Secures Elections By Putting Voting Booths In Olive Garden
Disaster: 'VeggieTales' Cast Decimated By Cyclospora Outbreak
Caitlin Clark Records Triple Double With 10 Fractures, 11 Concussions, 13 Teeth Knocked Out
Pride Month Comes To End After Extra Time
'We Would Never Rig An Election,' Announces President Xi After Again Winning 100% Of Vote
'Who’s Laughing Now?' Says Covid Toilet Paper Hoarder After Explosive Diarrhea Outbreak
Iran Foils New Bombing Attack By Disguising Itself With A Giant 'Q'
Netflix Announces New Animated Film 'Bro-Country Demon Hunters'
Plane Crashes After No One Tells The Passengers To 'Fly Safe'
Texas Approves Death Penalty For Anyone Who Starts An Email With 'Happy Monday, Team!'
Man Who Ate At Taco Bell Getting More Baja Blast Than He Bargained For
CNN Poll Shows 125% Of Americans Don’t Believe Trump’s Claim Of Election Fraud
Civil Engineer Really Starting To Regret Building City On Rock & Roll
Democrats Say They Are Perfectly Capable Of Rigging Elections Without Any Help From China
Taco Bell Releases New Imodium A-D Sauce Packets To Combat Explosive Diarrhea Outbreak